homosexualise 

To engage in sexy time mano-a-mano.

Didn't you know? Gary and John like to homosexualise every now and then.

homosexualise by Peanuts4Lyfe October 7, 2010

Homosexualise 

To do really, REALLY dirty things to another person's bum. Does not have to be guy-on-guy. Can be guy-on-girl, girl-on-guy, or even girl-on-girl (aka Holy Grail Homosexualisation).

Hey Jamal, did you manage to smash that new yet?

Sure did Conor, I homosexualised the living day fuck out of that shithole. She ain't never pooping right again.

Homosexualise by RudeFam April 14, 2023

Ho Ho Homosexuality

Coming out to your family and/or friends about your gayness at Christmas time.

Dirk finally told his parents he's gay on December 23rd, it was a classic case of ho Ho Ho Homosexuality.

Ho Ho Homosexuality by Circushead June 28, 2006

Homosexualsexual

n. Typically a heterosexual female. One who is sexually attracted only, or often, to gay men. Also attracted to men who turn out to be homosexual.

Example #1
Allison: Dayum, I'd like a piece of Darren ;)

Harold: You're such a blatant homosexualsexual - Darren is gay!

Example #2
Girl: Every man I have ever loved has turned out to be a closet gay....I think I'm a homosexualsexual.

Boy: That you are anonymous female. That you are.

Homosexualsexual by Johnathon Matthews April 21, 2011

Reclusive homosexuality 

A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.

First coined in 2022 on twitter.

Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.

Reclusive homosexuality by AnonymousDegenerate728 November 6, 2022

Flawless Homosexuals 

One Direction.

Louis and Harry are obviously a gay couple. Those flawless homosexuals....

Flawless Homosexuals by Gabi_Styles November 8, 2012

flawless homosexuals 

one direction

which way do five flawless homosexuals walk? one direction of course.

flawless homosexuals by niall horan October 16, 2012