homosexualise

To engage in sexy time mano-a-mano.

Didn't you know? Gary and John like to homosexualise every now and then.

by Peanuts4Lyfe October 7, 2010

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Homosexualise

To do really, REALLY dirty things to another person's bum. Does not have to be guy-on-guy. Can be guy-on-girl, girl-on-guy, or even girl-on-girl (aka Holy Grail Homosexualisation).

Hey Jamal, did you manage to smash that new yet?

Sure did Conor, I homosexualised the living day fuck out of that shithole. She ain't never pooping right again.

by RudeFam April 14, 2023

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Ho Ho Homosexuality

Coming out to your family and/or friends about your gayness at Christmas time.

Dirk finally told his parents he's gay on December 23rd, it was a classic case of ho Ho Ho Homosexuality.

by Circushead June 28, 2006

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Homosexualsexual

n. Typically a heterosexual female. One who is sexually attracted only, or often, to gay men. Also attracted to men who turn out to be homosexual.

Example #1
Allison: Dayum, I'd like a piece of Darren ;)

Harold: You're such a blatant homosexualsexual - Darren is gay!

Example #2
Girl: Every man I have ever loved has turned out to be a closet gay....I think I'm a homosexualsexual.

Boy: That you are anonymous female. That you are.

by Johnathon Matthews April 21, 2011

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Reclusive homosexuality

A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.

First coined in 2022 on twitter.

Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.

by AnonymousDegenerate728 November 6, 2022

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