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homophote 

1. A man who is afraid of looking gay in pictures he takes.
2. Someone who untags themselves in unmanly pictures of themselves on facebook
1. Chris is such a little girl! He keeps untagging the picture of us wrestling naked. He's such a homophote!!!!!
2. Chris won't post any of the pictures because he thinks he is eye fucking every man looking at the picture. Once again, a real homophote.
homophote by colbra88 August 4, 2008
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Hoemophobe 

A person who fears or hates hoes.
"There's a hoe over there! Hide me before I catch her AIDS!"
"I hate hoes, they don't deserve rights and are against my religion."
If you have said any of the above or anything like it, you may be a hoemophobe.. Don't worry! That's not necessarily a bad thing.
Hoemophobe by ThatOneGuatemalan October 8, 2015

homophobia 

it’s homophobia how good looking straight men are.
homophobia by jlvwii July 18, 2020

Homophobia 

It's what people think means fear of gay people even tho litteraly homo is man and phobic is fear of so no I don't have a fear if men
Person:1 bruh did you hear Jake was homophobic

Person:2 wow a normal person let's talk to him about dat

Jake:1 I'm afraid of guys not gays
Homophobia is a awesome thing normal people practice only faggots say otherwise
Homophobia by Nighthsade4468 February 24, 2022

Homophobia 

Something that doesn't exist
Homophobia
- Not a thing is just normality
Homophobia by sdffsdsdffdss December 5, 2022

Homophobia 

If I am homophobic or if I have homophobia then I have the fear of humans.
Homophobia by DoubAnon July 31, 2021

Homophobia 

The fear of buildings that are lived in, houses, and home estates.
“Did you hear that Kevin is homophobic?”
“Yeah. Isn’t that why he’s homeless?”
“Yeah. So much homophobia that he’s too scared to even live in a box.”
Homophobia by Diamond Fox June 1, 2021
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Pee Calculus

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