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homokL by frosty August 11, 2003
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homoblivious 

Not having the ability to recognize homosexuals as homosexuals; a lack of gaydar.
"He was so homoblivious that he didn't know that guy was coming on to him."
homoblivious by Mackster66 April 1, 2006
Word of the Day on January 30, 2007

homoflexible 

Describes someone attracted primarily to members of the same sex (homosexual), but occasionally attracted to members of the opposite sex AND/OR able to derive pleasure from romantic encounters with members of the opposite sex.

Homoflexibility is related to, but different from bisexuality in that homoflexible persons most often identify as gay or lesbian, despite occasional relations with members of the opposite sex. The term may sometimes be appropriate as a synonym for bi-curious, where the individual in question is primarily homosexual.

The term "heteroflexible" was first developed to describe primarily heterosexual persons who occasionally enjoyed hooking up with members of the same sex. "Homoflexible" later began to be used as a parallel term as defined above.
Gay Boy: "I hooked up with Tina on the bus the other day. It was great!"

Straight Boy: "Wait a minute, aren't you gay."

Gay Boy: "I'm homoflexible, dude. Making out with girls is fun! Just don't tell my boyfriend..."
homoflexible by mgeyer2006 July 25, 2008

homoloid 

A person, that is a simultaneously a mongoloid and a homosexual. aka, a gay mongoloid.
What's up homoloid? You stupid homoloid
homoloid by RG123 November 28, 2007

Homokinesis 

Similar to telekinesis, but applicable only to homosexuals, homokinesis is the ability to move gay people with one's mind. This is frequently a super power used by homosexual superheroes to improve their dating life.
George: "I have the power of homokinesis. I can move gay people with my mind."
Nadia: "Where do you move them to?"
George: "Any position I like..."
Homokinesis by Yorgiopolis November 5, 2008

homoblivious 

The exact opposite of gaydar. The inability to sense anothers sexual orientation.
My husband thought Steve was hitting on me... he is so homoblivious.
homoblivious by Sotalia99 October 21, 2008

homoflexible 

Mostly attracted to the same sex but wouldn't mind dating or being attracted o the other
This girl is making me a homoflexible
homoflexible by Transhomo February 1, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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