Skip to main content

homoblivious 

Not having the ability to recognize homosexuals as homosexuals; a lack of gaydar.
"He was so homoblivious that he didn't know that guy was coming on to him."
homoblivious by Mackster66 April 1, 2006

homoflexible 

Describes someone attracted primarily to members of the same sex (homosexual), but occasionally attracted to members of the opposite sex AND/OR able to derive pleasure from romantic encounters with members of the opposite sex.

Homoflexibility is related to, but different from bisexuality in that homoflexible persons most often identify as gay or lesbian, despite occasional relations with members of the opposite sex. The term may sometimes be appropriate as a synonym for bi-curious, where the individual in question is primarily homosexual.

The term "heteroflexible" was first developed to describe primarily heterosexual persons who occasionally enjoyed hooking up with members of the same sex. "Homoflexible" later began to be used as a parallel term as defined above.
Gay Boy: "I hooked up with Tina on the bus the other day. It was great!"

Straight Boy: "Wait a minute, aren't you gay."

Gay Boy: "I'm homoflexible, dude. Making out with girls is fun! Just don't tell my boyfriend..."
homoflexible by mgeyer2006 July 25, 2008

homoloid 

A person, that is a simultaneously a mongoloid and a homosexual. aka, a gay mongoloid.
What's up homoloid? You stupid homoloid
homoloid by RG123 November 28, 2007

Homokinesis 

Similar to telekinesis, but applicable only to homosexuals, homokinesis is the ability to move gay people with one's mind. This is frequently a super power used by homosexual superheroes to improve their dating life.
George: "I have the power of homokinesis. I can move gay people with my mind."
Nadia: "Where do you move them to?"
George: "Any position I like..."
Homokinesis by Yorgiopolis November 5, 2008

homoblivious 

The exact opposite of gaydar. The inability to sense anothers sexual orientation.
My husband thought Steve was hitting on me... he is so homoblivious.
homoblivious by Sotalia99 October 21, 2008

homoflexible 

Mostly attracted to the same sex but wouldn't mind dating or being attracted o the other
This girl is making me a homoflexible
homoflexible by Transhomo February 1, 2017