homobesity

your morbidly obese gay friend.

Person 1: "Who's that guy with the skinny jeans and the muffintop?"

Person 2: "That's my friend who has homobesity!"

by obese fred July 27, 2010

Homobestiality

A further classification of bestiality; wherein a human has intercourse with an animal - of the same gender, making it both perverse, and gay...

...Oh, the humanity.

After a night of binge drinking and heavy cocaine use, John was found committing an act of homobestiality with Spike, the neighbor's Rottweiler.

by dingdongthong December 17, 2010

homobesty

Your homosexual(gay/lesbian) best friend.

Nor Nor is my homobesty cuz shes my gay best friend.

by JayDanMan March 22, 2008

homobeastyphlemineckgrofeliak

Someone who has sex with a dead female dog while they are on fire.

Dude, look at the homobeastyphlemineckgrofeliak over there.

by Chanel February 27, 2005

hobesity

The state of overly being a ho so much that it is hazardous to a person's health.

That man can only be described as hobese

by PJake January 3, 2004

homosity

the quality of being homosexual

...though the Senate's own employee handbook forbids discrimination on the basis of homosity...Next on the Senate agenda: Gay-only water fountains and lunch counters

by albert a April 22, 2006

homobidity

The shit stirred up by gay men.

Another dinner party? I'm still trying to see my way through the homobidity after Stephen's last party.

by Michel Faille April 24, 2008