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Homocestobation
To engage in a sexual relationship with your genetic clone, mixing homosexuality, incest and masturbation.
There was nothing on the telly so the clone and I decided to have a nice romantic night of homocestobation.
Homocestobation by Harry_Munk January 16, 2013
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homolester
Me- Why did you yell "faggot" at Mark?
Todd- Because I hate him.
Me- What did he ever do to you?
Todd- Nothing.
Me- So why bug him?
Todd- Because he's a queer.
Me- How do you even know?
Todd- I heard him on the phone with his boyfriend.
Me- Quit being such a homolester.
Todd- Because I hate him.
Me- What did he ever do to you?
Todd- Nothing.
Me- So why bug him?
Todd- Because he's a queer.
Me- How do you even know?
Todd- I heard him on the phone with his boyfriend.
Me- Quit being such a homolester.
homolester by Maxhole June 20, 2009
homovestite
homovestite by These Guy December 30, 2007
homobesity
your morbidly obese gay friend.
Person 1: "Who's that guy with the skinny jeans and the muffintop?"
Person 2: "That's my friend who has homobesity!"
Person 2: "That's my friend who has homobesity!"
homobesity by obese fred July 27, 2010
Homobestiality
A further classification of bestiality; wherein a human has intercourse with an animal - of the same gender, making it both perverse, and gay...
...Oh, the humanity.
...Oh, the humanity.
After a night of binge drinking and heavy cocaine use, John was found committing an act of homobestiality with Spike, the neighbor's Rottweiler.
Homobestiality by dingdongthong December 17, 2010
Homobeastialicpedonecrophilia
Homobeastialicpedonecrophilia by kidevil February 21, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.