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If Hagrid and Voldemort were homos and had a baby together they would name him Homert. Homert also means a Hoe Merchant.
Yo bro he a Homert.
homert by Nanato June 23, 2018
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Homer Gift 

A gift that is actually intended for the person giving rather than the supposed recipient. Based on Homer's gift to Marge of a bowling ball (with his name engraved on it) in the Simpson's episode "Life on the Fast Lane."
Bob: “She got me a gym membership for my birthday.”

Doug: “That is such a Homer Gift. She is tired of being seen in public with your tubby ass!”
Homer Gift by El J May 3, 2007
Related Words

homestein 

A homie that is a genius like Einstein.
OG: Did you hear that Freddy got a perfect score on the SAT?
G: Yeah, he's a real homestein!.
homestein by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

homerphobia 

James has homerphobia
homerphobia by Maxgamer345 November 17, 2022

homestall 

verb. The act of stalling arriving home because it is a place to be avoided for a number of reasons, or because there are more fun things to do outside compared to being at home.

noun. Something that enables you to stall your arrival to home.

variations:
Homestalled, homestalling, homestaller...
1. I think I will just homestall for about an hour. There's heavy traffic on the way home and my siblings will be watching that Teen Mom show on MTV which I do not want to be around for.

2. I was going to hop on the bus, but that sign on the convenience store says "Free Slurpies" which would be an excellent homestall.
homestall by Flightning August 25, 2011

homer simpson 

"Woohoo!Four day weekend!"
homer simpson by Ashley L January 17, 2004

Homestuck 

Homestuck is a webcomic written and illustrated by Andrew Hussie. It has created a large fandom called the "Homestucks." These homestuck will talk about homestuck forever. They like to discuss ships and various updates. This webcomic was started on April 13th, 2009 and ended April 13th, 2016. This webcomic can be found at MSPaintAdventures.com.
HS Fan: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK!!!
Homestuck by xoxojordn September 9, 2016
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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