homelessexual

A person who sleeps with people in order to have somewhere to stay the night. The homelessexual lifestyle involves staying in a relationship in order to stay in a person's house.

I invited Chase over one night after the bar and he never left, I always fall for the homelessexuals.

by Mr. Tickles February 2, 2022

homelessexual

A day trader or similar white-collar employee who has rough hairy intercourse with homeless people in their makeshift cardboard shelters.

Dave is such a homelessexual--he does the nasty with the nasty! He and the hobo did the dirty deed!

by Homeless Joe September 20, 2007

homelessexual

A person whose primary sexual attraction is homeless persons or those with the general appearance of a homeless person.

I didn't realize that my girlfriend identified with herself as homelessexual for a long, long time because she refused to tell me the truth about herself. It was a nightmare!

by 808b July 25, 2017

homelessexual

a person who never has intercourse at their own home

Brad and Angela are such homelessexuals, they always do it at my house

by Shane McNeil February 1, 2007

homelessexual

adj. A person who is sexually attracted to those of the same sex and lacks a means of shelter at the same time.

Tim: I heard Damon came out of the closet
John: What closet? He lost his home, now he's homelessexual.

by weebey July 3, 2011

homelessexual

Any of a number of young men, usually straight, that will be gay for a place to sleep.

He's been at my house for 5 days already, it's hard to shake this homelessexual.

by joeydee April 10, 2013

homelessexual

A lifestyle in which a person can only have intimate relationships if one or more partner is homeless.

Mary is a homelessexual. She can't be in a relationship unless she, or the person she's with, is homeless.

by Beau Brennan January 8, 2009