An omelette made by homeless people. Usually fried in lard on an aluminum garbage can lid over a trash fire. Ingredients include rotten eggs and any of the following: stale bread crusts, canned beans, chopped up hot dogs, roadkill.
-damn I've got the hoochmunchies again.
-I found some old eggs, lets make a homelette.
-*vomits on self*
Used to describe douchie suburban kids that are mean to their mothers, flex throughout the day and get into altercations with things such as tables, Windows, chairs and paper towel despensers.