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Homely-humper 

A person who is only sexually/physically attracted to unattractive people.
Attractive woman: Hey, do you know what kind of girls Matt is into?
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.
Homely-humper by Lillykins October 3, 2013
"What's crack-a-lackin my homefry!!!""
homefry by katey December 12, 2004

homely stick 

n. when touched by this stick, you instantly turn ugly as fuck. this beating is also called the "homely beating"
zach is so ugly that he got hit by the homely stick as a child.

the homely stick laid a smack down on andrew.
homely stick by pooponyourmother August 19, 2011
(Adj.)

Not attractive or good-looking: a homely child.
Lacking elegance or refinement: homely furniture.
Of a simple or unpretentious nature; plain: homely truths.
Characteristic of the home or of home life: homely skills.
That is one homely child.
Your trailer is homely!
You are kinda homely aren't you?
You are one homely dresser!
Homely by whutina_10 December 28, 2005

homelysexual

1. A gay man (or lesbian) who is oblivious to his complete lack of fashion sense and still flaunts himself around as though he were anything but tragic. Prone to excessive amounts of makeup and/or spandex.

2. A less-than-attractive gay man (or lesbian) whose lack of self-awareness doesn't stop him from hitting on guys who are way out of his league.
I was having a good night out until I kept getting eye-banged by that homelysexual in the corner.

I walked into H&M and it was like Homelysexuals on Parade.
That friend whose name you don't want to mention because your trying to keep low-key because he's you and your husbands FWB.
Hey have you heard from HomeFry? I could use some fast food right now like a manwich and chicken nuggets.
HomeFry by KINSEY SCALE March 17, 2019