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Homely-humper 

A person who is only sexually/physically attracted to unattractive people.
Attractive woman: Hey, do you know what kind of girls Matt is into?
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.
Homely-humper by Lillykins October 3, 2013
"What's crack-a-lackin my homefry!!!""
homefry by katey December 12, 2004

homely stick 

n. when touched by this stick, you instantly turn ugly as fuck. this beating is also called the "homely beating"
zach is so ugly that he got hit by the homely stick as a child.

the homely stick laid a smack down on andrew.
homely stick by pooponyourmother August 19, 2011
(Adj.)

Not attractive or good-looking: a homely child.
Lacking elegance or refinement: homely furniture.
Of a simple or unpretentious nature; plain: homely truths.
Characteristic of the home or of home life: homely skills.
That is one homely child.
Your trailer is homely!
You are kinda homely aren't you?
You are one homely dresser!
Homely by whutina_10 December 28, 2005

homelysexual

1. A gay man (or lesbian) who is oblivious to his complete lack of fashion sense and still flaunts himself around as though he were anything but tragic. Prone to excessive amounts of makeup and/or spandex.

2. A less-than-attractive gay man (or lesbian) whose lack of self-awareness doesn't stop him from hitting on guys who are way out of his league.
I was having a good night out until I kept getting eye-banged by that homelysexual in the corner.

I walked into H&M and it was like Homelysexuals on Parade.
That friend whose name you don't want to mention because your trying to keep low-key because he's you and your husbands FWB.
Hey have you heard from HomeFry? I could use some fast food right now like a manwich and chicken nuggets.
HomeFry by KINSEY SCALE March 17, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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