home cookin'

first you find yourself an overweight black woman, then cover her entire body in mashed potatoes.. then jiz in a frying pan and fry it, when its done (shouldnt take long) pour it on top of the potatoes. then lick it allll off. there have been some arguments of how to lick it off, but when your in the situation, your way will just come to you. enjoy..

now that was some good home cookin'

by The Blumpkin Monster September 14, 2004

Home Cooking

N. Homer-like or homerism. In sports, favoring one team because of proximity or personal preference.

The ref spotted the ball short, that fucking cheater! What home cooking!

by Panthers Fan March 3, 2009

home cooking

As a desperation move, the act of hooking up with a member of one's own group of friends because of inability to close with any new girl or guy.

Adam went for some of Caroline's home cooking after striking out at the bar last night.

by home cooker February 6, 2012

Home Cooking

The act of spending 3 hours to turn $25 worth of ingredients into a $10 meal.

Tim: What did you have for lunch?
Joe: I made a homemade burger and it sucked! I spent all morning and the ingredients cost more than just buying one.
Tim: Yeah, home cooking sucks.

by Four Loko Frat Guy December 30, 2022

We have cookie run at home

OMG COOKIE RUN

ADIDASHDWAHSD RUN 3D OMG

Mom:WE HAVE COOKIE RUN AT HOME BITCH
OK
MOM:PEST COCKROACH
I PLAY THIS IS SPONSERED BY COOKIE RUN 3D RUNN

NOT ON ANDROID ON IDK WHERE BUT U CANT PLAY IT ON ANDROID

Hey mom can i download cookie run
mom:we have cookie run at home
oh ok

by BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUbA April 26, 2022

homecookin'

When a referee, umpire or judge in a sporting event intentionally makes calls favoring the home team.

"There's no way ref made the right call there, I smell homecookin'."

by Saltzy October 8, 2009