Homosteading

The act of local municipalities conferring to homosexuals either property tax abatements or granting properties in distressed areas with the knowledge that within a few years those areas will go from filth and blight to fierce and bright.

Since Detroit passed the Homosteading Act of 2014, the downtown area has experienced a gentrification not seen since the early days of the automobile boom.

by AG Smoove March 21, 2013

homesteadin'

retaining a borrowed possession for so long that it becomes yours.

Hey dude, don't be homesteadin' on my guitar.

by Milodog January 3, 2009

homesteading

To do tasks and chores relating to being self-sufficient from the home. Examples would include: mucking the chicken coop, making jam, setting up a rain barrel, turning the compost, or even cleaning house.

Can't go out Saturday 'cause I have a long day os homesteading Sunday. I plan to install a rotating bookcase to a secret passageway or make muffins.

by Rubblegarden November 4, 2015

homesteading

The act of inviting another unexpecting human into your fart plume with great joy and excitement.

That moment when Joe realizes that you are homesteading him and his eyes water and not out of joy.

by Tiefinder November 29, 2015