the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.
Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.
by jesusasslicker January 3, 2019
Get the holy crack mug.An exclamation as a substitute for holy crap. Appropriate to use when somebody's crack is hanging out.
by Emo people suck February 5, 2008
Get the Holy Crack! mug.Exclamation of an often seen but unusual sight.Under the banner of many "Holy" exclamations ,eg:Holy Fuck, Holy Shit and Holy Slappin Batman!This one seems to superseed all exclamations in the "Holy" genre.
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2.Douche1:"Dude I just took a shit out of a tree." Douche2:"Holy crack whore! Sick!"
2.Douche1:"Dude I just took a shit out of a tree." Douche2:"Holy crack whore! Sick!"
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