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the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.

Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.

holy crack by jesusasslicker January 3, 2019

Words you can keep

Holy Crack!

An exclamation as a substitute for holy crap. Appropriate to use when somebody's crack is hanging out.

Holy crack! Look at Jessica's ass crack!

Holy Crack! by Emo people suck February 5, 2008

Holy Crack Whore

Exclamation of an often seen but unusual sight.Under the banner of many "Holy" exclamations ,eg:Holy Fuck, Holy Shit and Holy Slappin Batman!This one seems to superseed all exclamations in the "Holy" genre.

1.Holy crack whore!That's a big sandwich!
2.Douche1:"Dude I just took a shit out of a tree." Douche2:"Holy crack whore! Sick!"

Holy Crack Whore by eRNIE THE FIEND January 17, 2009

holy crackamoli

Synonym to words such as "holyshit", "holy crap", "oh my god"

i cant beleive what i am seeing

holy crackamoli rakesh, tsiuf is NOT a word!
that man is really a woman....HOLY CRACKAMOLI!!

holy crackamoli by SonalM June 12, 2007

holy crackle wackle

The equal of holy shit.

Holy crackle wackle! that was cool!

holy crackle wackle by bese April 29, 2022

holy cracksniff

Expression used for being suprised.

Holy cracksniff! that was insane

holy cracksniff by leftyhandz November 4, 2009

holy cheese and crackers

a really funny but dumb way to exclaim something

Batman: The Joker's getting away Robin!
Robin: Holy cheese and crackers Batman!

holy cheese and crackers by Ket August 25, 2005

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026