holy crack 

the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.

Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.

holy crack by jesusasslicker January 3, 2019

Holy Crack! 

An exclamation as a substitute for holy crap. Appropriate to use when somebody's crack is hanging out.

Holy crack! Look at Jessica's ass crack!

Holy Crack! by Emo people suck February 5, 2008

Holy Crack Whore 

Exclamation of an often seen but unusual sight.Under the banner of many "Holy" exclamations ,eg:Holy Fuck, Holy Shit and Holy Slappin Batman!This one seems to superseed all exclamations in the "Holy" genre.

1.Holy crack whore!That's a big sandwich!
2.Douche1:"Dude I just took a shit out of a tree." Douche2:"Holy crack whore! Sick!"

Holy Crack Whore by eRNIE THE FIEND January 17, 2009

holy crackamoli 

Synonym to words such as "holyshit", "holy crap", "oh my god"

i cant beleive what i am seeing

holy crackamoli rakesh, tsiuf is NOT a word!
that man is really a woman....HOLY CRACKAMOLI!!

holy crackamoli by SonalM June 12, 2007

holy crackle wackle 

The equal of holy shit.

Holy crackle wackle! that was cool!

holy crackle wackle by bese April 29, 2022

holy cracksniff 

Expression used for being suprised.

Holy cracksniff! that was insane

holy cracksniff by leftyhandz November 4, 2009

holy cheese and crackers 

a really funny but dumb way to exclaim something

Batman: The Joker's getting away Robin!
Robin: Holy cheese and crackers Batman!

holy cheese and crackers by Ket August 25, 2005