holsteged

Unintentionally being cock-blocked by a mentally handicapped individual, or retard.

Crap. I can't believe Timmy just holsteged my chances with Sara.

by kbvp April 2, 2008

Holstead

A person who is super jacked; one who often is required to go to NASA for testing due to their super human abilities and because they are so jacked

(Chick #1) "Wow, that guy is really jacked he must go to NASA for testing because he is so super human and jacked."
(Chick #2) "Well he is a Holstead."

by El Shizzo May 3, 2010

Holstered

Under control by the person you're in a relationship with. I.e: whipped

"Bro she made you go in the store to by tampons alone, you're so holstered!"

by 15frederickk June 24, 2014

holstered

When an incarcerated person conceals contraband in a bodily orifice, the item is said to be "holstered".

We did a body cavity search and found that he had a shiv holstered.

by Scrumbag December 22, 2008

holsterette

gurl who loves cock in her holster alot...

she's a naughty holsterette

by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003

Holstered too quickly

Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling

Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"

by Bussy.Boy July 26, 2022