holsteged 

Unintentionally being cock-blocked by a mentally handicapped individual, or retard.

Crap. I can't believe Timmy just holsteged my chances with Sara.

holsteged by kbvp April 2, 2008

Holstead 

A person who is super jacked; one who often is required to go to NASA for testing due to their super human abilities and because they are so jacked

(Chick #1) "Wow, that guy is really jacked he must go to NASA for testing because he is so super human and jacked."
(Chick #2) "Well he is a Holstead."

Holstead by El Shizzo May 3, 2010

Holstered 

Under control by the person you're in a relationship with. I.e: whipped

"Bro she made you go in the store to by tampons alone, you're so holstered!"

Holstered by 15frederickk June 24, 2014

holstered 

When an incarcerated person conceals contraband in a bodily orifice, the item is said to be "holstered".

We did a body cavity search and found that he had a shiv holstered.

holstered by Scrumbag December 22, 2008

holsterette 

gurl who loves cock in her holster alot...

she's a naughty holsterette

holsterette by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003

Holstered too quickly 

Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling

Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"

Holstered too quickly by Bussy.Boy July 26, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005