holsteged

Unintentionally being cock-blocked by a mentally handicapped individual, or retard.

Crap. I can't believe Timmy just holsteged my chances with Sara.

holsteged by kbvp April 2, 2008

Holstead

A person who is super jacked; one who often is required to go to NASA for testing due to their super human abilities and because they are so jacked

(Chick #1) "Wow, that guy is really jacked he must go to NASA for testing because he is so super human and jacked."
(Chick #2) "Well he is a Holstead."

Holstead by El Shizzo May 3, 2010

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holsteged • holstered • Holstered too quickly • Holstead • holsterette

Holstered

Under control by the person you're in a relationship with. I.e: whipped

"Bro she made you go in the store to by tampons alone, you're so holstered!"

Holstered by 15frederickk June 24, 2014

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holstered

When an incarcerated person conceals contraband in a bodily orifice, the item is said to be "holstered".

We did a body cavity search and found that he had a shiv holstered.

holstered by Scrumbag December 22, 2008

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holsterette

gurl who loves cock in her holster alot...

she's a naughty holsterette

holsterette by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003

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Holstered too quickly

Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling

Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"

Holstered too quickly by Bussy.Boy July 26, 2022

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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