Holstered
Holstered by 15frederickk June 24, 2014
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holstered • Holstered too quickly • holsteged • holsterette • holster • hamstered • Hosmered • housered • Hollistered • holster throat
Holstered too quickly
Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling
Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"
Holstered too quickly by Bussy.Boy July 26, 2022
holster sniffer
holster sniffer by Pipsi July 28, 2008
Holster Whore
Women who sleep with law enforcement officers, but would never have done so had they not been a cop. Holster whores will often work their way through entire police departments, sometimes even as large as a Sheriff's department.
Holster whores are sometimes themselves law enforcement officers, or dispatchers / clerical workers at police departments. Their close proximity to cops will eventually wear down their inhibitions until all they see is a badge, gun, and the ability to beat people up and not get in trouble.
Holster whores are sometimes themselves law enforcement officers, or dispatchers / clerical workers at police departments. Their close proximity to cops will eventually wear down their inhibitions until all they see is a badge, gun, and the ability to beat people up and not get in trouble.
Look at her, she sleeps with every cop in town... what a holster whore.
Oh, her... good luck. She only bangs cops, what a holster whore.
Every cop in town likes that dispatcher, but there's a reason... shes a holster whore.
Oh, her... good luck. She only bangs cops, what a holster whore.
Every cop in town likes that dispatcher, but there's a reason... shes a holster whore.
Holster Whore by Loofapalooza October 7, 2009
Inside Holster
I can’t wait to go clubbing tonight.....have to wear my inside holster to keep the twig & berries in place.
Inside Holster by Jonny Boi August 25, 2020
Holster throat
Holster throat by Oliver cloths off June 1, 2016
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