A person who is super jacked; one who often is required to go to NASA for testing due to their super human abilities and because they are so jacked
(Chick #1) "Wow, that guy is really jacked he must go to NASA for testing because he is so super human and jacked."
(Chick #2) "Well he is a Holstead."
1. A person at the absolute top level of uniqueness and awesomeness.
2. A person who displays consistent badass and insane behavior, much like those on the TV show, Jackass.
"Who went with you to the concert?"
"Oh, a couple of my friends, and there was this one Halstead guy that nobody knew, but he was pretty awesome."
"How awesome?"
"Think light yourself on fire and laugh."
"Whoa....That's pretty awesome."
In poker, playing a "Halstead" refers to playing a JackDeuce. Often successful at taking the pot with this hand, there are few that like getting beaten by this combo.
I had a halstead and he went all in, I flopped a Jack and caught a deuce on the river giving me two pairs to his one!
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a souldigger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.