Holstead 

A person who is super jacked; one who often is required to go to NASA for testing due to their super human abilities and because they are so jacked

(Chick #1) "Wow, that guy is really jacked he must go to NASA for testing because he is so super human and jacked."
(Chick #2) "Well he is a Holstead."

Holstead by El Shizzo May 3, 2010

Jay Halstead 

Jay Halstead (Jesse Lee Soffer) of Chicago PD is possibly the hottest detective to exist in Chicago.

Person: Who's the hottest detective?

Chihard: Detective Jay Halstead

Jay Halstead by one_directionnh April 9, 2021

jay halstead 

daddy, sexy boi, i want u to arrest me. hottest detective

someone: who's the hottest detective?
me: jay halstead

jay halstead by halsteadwhore February 1, 2022

hostead

slightly better than a runciman

man, you is a hostead

hostead by 888583492924slls November 26, 2007

Halstead 

1. A person at the absolute top level of uniqueness and awesomeness.
2. A person who displays consistent badass and insane behavior, much like those on the TV show, Jackass.

"Who went with you to the concert?"
"Oh, a couple of my friends, and there was this one Halstead guy that nobody knew, but he was pretty awesome."
"How awesome?"
"Think light yourself on fire and laugh."
"Whoa....That's pretty awesome."

Halstead by GeoffWrinklin April 14, 2008

Halstead 

In poker, playing a "Halstead" refers to playing a Jack Deuce. Often successful at taking the pot with this hand, there are few that like getting beaten by this combo.

I had a halstead and he went all in, I flopped a Jack and caught a deuce on the river giving me two pairs to his one!

Halstead by RDAWG123 February 7, 2010

kora halstead 

Kora halstead is a commonly used as a way to say “small b00bies” love you my little big boy Baka

She has really small b00bs, that’s a real kora halstead if I’ve ever seen one

kora halstead by Daddiekyra September 3, 2021