holstered

When an incarcerated person conceals contraband in a bodily orifice, the item is said to be "holstered".

We did a body cavity search and found that he had a shiv holstered.

by Scrumbag December 21, 2008

In the Holster

The act of sleeping with one's penis safely rested in their partners buttcrack for easy and quick access in the morning. Buttsex for the working man.

Jack nessled his dude in the walls of Mike's ass. When Mike asked what that damp, slimy feeling on his behind was; Jack replied "Just placin it in the holster babe"

by Beisner March 30, 2005

Holster

To rest one's flaccid penis inside their partner's vagina. Usually done while post-coitus sleeping, but can be done without sexual intercourse. Spooning position works best, usually requires an erect penis for initial penetration.

I holstered inside my girl for 9 hours yesterday, my dick was pruned when I pulled it out!

by Dongo July 19, 2017

holsters

A very annoying troll In the game Combat Arms that Hangs out in Golf Channel 2. He used to be in alpha 1 until Nexon added clearance levels.

He goes on and on about religious bullshit.

holsters: The apocalypse will not only bring pain, but also knowlage.
me: sdfu holsters
random noob: someone gift me a black key!

by georgepiejr May 07, 2010

holster

The strings that go next to your face on Camren™ brand pants

If you wear them you get arrested

Markers sold separately

"Whoa look at the holster of that dudes pants, ya think they're Camrens™?"

by MaxieIsGay December 19, 2017

Holster

The definition of this word is ok /no problem it’s a common slang used in Ireland

“Are you and Martyna lipsing ?”
“Holster”

by Vivianx4 October 13, 2018

Holstered

Under control by the person you're in a relationship with. I.e: whipped

"Bro she made you go in the store to by tampons alone, you're so holstered!"

by 15frederickk June 25, 2014