holmger

Holmger is a Name usually used for male Humans. But deep down inside we all know that holmger is the secret King of the Lizardpeople. He is will eat you if you dont take care around him! Never be alone in a Room with a Holmger.

Person A: Oh man! This is some good ecstasy!!!! Person B: Yeah i know, i got it from Holmger.

by baeschteli December 23, 2021

holmer green senior school

A home to famous influencers James corden and mummy sahb - not any more.
Schools a shit hole and the kids vape in the toilets cause they think they’re cool

You go to Holmer Green Senior School? Blimey unlucky

by James Corden is shit March 31, 2022

Holmberg's Law

A subcategory of Murphy's Law that states: When interacting with a group of individuals, circumstances will unfold such that a sufferer of Holmberg's Law is never paired with attractive members of the opposite sex.

Steven - Man, last night there were six hot ladies and one guy, and I got paired up with the guy.

Dale - That sucks. Holmberg's Law, dude.

by Gelid May 6, 2014

dirty holger

A teacher that loves to talk about Nintendo characters and especially Luigi in a sexual kinda way. The teacher always wants students to draw nsfw pictures.

“Oh my god, this person is such a dirty holger.”

by James Luigi March 9, 2022

Holmberging

Loudly accusing others of doing the exact same thing you do as a distracting tactic

He really didn’t want people to focus on his own actions, so he started holmberging.

by Fattabby June 17, 2021

Holger 26

The Holger 26 is a weapon that appeared in "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)" and later made a cameo in "Call of Duty Mobile (2019)". It is very clearly based on the H&K MG36 (whose name didn't appear in the games due to copyright issues) and could be modeled into any other itteration of the G36 with attachment changes (excluding the SL-8 due to it firing completely differently). It was a well-rounded and well-balanced in MW2019, but in its appearance in CoDM, it absolutely slapped. Due to a bunch of soy boys complaining about it being too mobile while having a high sustained DPS, it didn't recieve any nerfs. Instead, TiMi (The game dev behind CoDM) added new, even more powerful guns (Like the MX9 and the CR-56 AMAX) into the roster to rival it. While the Holger-26 now was not standing in the spotlight anymore, the guns that came to rival it pest the game to this day.

Rest in Peace, ol' Holger.

1: Oh no, that jackass on the enemy team is running the Holger 26!
2: Is that a problem?
1: Yeah, it's season 6!
3: I AM COMING FOR YOU!
(1 and 2 screaming in terror as 3 pushes them with his Holger 26)

by DinoRedRex January 27, 2022

Holger

faithful spear fighter from the island - Holger is a old scandinavian name for a boy - it's a two-syllabled word: "holm" = island and "ger" = spear or spear fighter

Holger Albrechtsen (1906 - 1992), Norwegian athletic
Holger Löwenadler (1904 - 1977), Swedish film actor
Holger Cahill (1887 - 1960), American, National Director of the Federal Art Projec

by HMfK February 5, 2010