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Honey Pants 

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A small sticky residue left in ones pants after a small accident in the middle of the night.
Scott has honey pants after a very interesting dream last night
Honey Pants by Jesus the Inventer October 1, 2008
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Holy Grail Pants

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Pants in which one sees on another and desires. The desires can be so great that the desirer may suffer from chronic sleeploss and kleptomania. The desirer may also follow the wearer of the Holy Grail Pants wherever he/she may go.
Woman 1: OHMYGAWD! The Holy Grail Pants are calling to me!

Woman 2: Sophie, calm down! (To the third woman) Quick, call the doctor, Sohpie's in one of her stages again!
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hole in your pants 

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A male ripping a female’s pants and fucking her.
Hey bae, I ‘bout to put a hole in your pants.
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honey muffin pumpkin pants 

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An unacceptable nickname for your wife.
husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.
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Blow a Hole In Your Pants 

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The phrase "Blow a Hole In Your Pants" typically means when somebody farts/shits in their pants with such force and sound that it would make somebody believe the pure strength and heat of said fart had the power to blow a hole in their pants. Typically smells like liquid ass.
Braydon: God damn did you just blow a hole in your pants!?
Kaid: You bet your ass I did. It was wet and it smells like shit over here!
Braydon: I know, god damn check yourself.
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hole in my pants to China 

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n 1. a big problem, DOOZY
Apollo 13 to mission control: "Uh-oh, Houston, we've got a real hole in our pants to China on our hands."
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