holey pants

A pair of pants that is full of holes and is not formal enough for a picture.

Hayley, next time, don't wear holey pants because we need to take this picture.

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

Honey Pants

A small sticky residue left in ones pants after a small accident in the middle of the night.

Scott has honey pants after a very interesting dream last night

by Jesus the Inventer October 1, 2008

Holy Grail Pants

Pants in which one sees on another and desires. The desires can be so great that the desirer may suffer from chronic sleeploss and kleptomania. The desirer may also follow the wearer of the Holy Grail Pants wherever he/she may go.

Woman 1: OHMYGAWD! The Holy Grail Pants are calling to me!

Woman 2: Sophie, calm down! (To the third woman) Quick, call the doctor, Sohpie's in one of her stages again!

by Weareroftheholygrailpants December 20, 2008

hole in your pants

A male ripping a female’s pants and fucking her.

Hey bae, I ‘bout to put a hole in your pants.

by Ghostbustersboi776 May 4, 2018

honey muffin pumpkin pants

An unacceptable nickname for your wife.

husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.

by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

Blow a Hole In Your Pants

The phrase "Blow a Hole In Your Pants" typically means when somebody farts/shits in their pants with such force and sound that it would make somebody believe the pure strength and heat of said fart had the power to blow a hole in their pants. Typically smells like liquid ass.

Braydon: God damn did you just blow a hole in your pants!?
Kaid: You bet your ass I did. It was wet and it smells like shit over here!
Braydon: I know, god damn check yourself.

by JahbladeOnsword69 March 10, 2020

hole in my pants to China

n 1. a big problem, DOOZY

Apollo 13 to mission control: "Uh-oh, Houston, we've got a real hole in our pants to China on our hands."

by Big Daddy Rush January 14, 2005