Arvid: Olvar, Liv... "Milady": That's how they greet beautiful women in the West.
Liv:
Wow, impressive.
Olvar: Welcome back from the raid... I heard you pillaged well.
Arvid: Yeah, it was... yeah, it was really good.
Olvar: Was there something in particular I can help you with?
Arvid:
Yes!
Yes! There is
one... tiny... question. You still have that farm, don't you?
Olvar: I do! Biggest one in Nordheim!
Arvid: And... it's still going very well?
Olvar:
Oh, it's going good!
Arvid:
Yes, so that's what I wanted to talk to you about. Because you know I dig you. I always have and I always
will. I really admire you for what you have accomplished.
Olvar: Thank you, Arvid. That's great... skål! Skål to Arvid!
Everyone: Skål!
Arvid: So... I thought I'd challenge you to a holmgang.
Olvar: What?! Holmgang?!
Arvid:
Yes, and then the winner can take over the
loser's property and
wife and
stuff... because that's how the rules are, isn't it, Olav? Chieftain Olav?
Chieftain Olav: That's right, what you say there is right.
Olvar: But you don't own anything, Arvid!
Arvid: But... that's how the rules are. And it would be stupid of me not to take advantage of it.
Olvar: But I built up everything! With my own hands, from nothing!
Arvid: Yeah! And I really
respect you for that. But still... I, Arvid, hereby challenge Olvar to a Holmgang!
Everyone: * cheers and rejoices *
~Norsemen