Hoise 

Someone that either:

A. Likes to incorporate as many vowels in one word as possible.

B. has a fucked up speech impediment.

C. Really likes attention or just simply has downz.

Stew: Hey Davey, wanna go to my farm after school and roide one of my Hoises?

Hoise by Tcoolness (chea) February 6, 2010

Hoise 

A reaction for something like instead of saying "omg" or "oh my gosh", you say hoise! It is also a describing word like "OH MY SO GOOD" instead you would say "OH MY SO HOISE" you say it when you agree with something to the extreme

Makayla: my mom made us fruit tray and said she wants us hanging out at the pool all day
Eden: So hoise so hoise

Hoise by marg del September 26, 2023

Hoise 

The meaning of life

"You are hoise"
"wtf!?"

Hoise by ScrallySam February 17, 2022

Hangers Hoist 

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

Hangers Hoist by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Heisenberg 

The alter ego to the character Walter White in the beloved Breaking Bad tv show. The term Heisenberg was originally used by Walter as a way of concealing his identy so no one know that he was Heisenberg, but soon the name Heisenberg became a legend in it of itself as the characters Crystal Methampetamine (referred to as blue sky occasionaly because of its blue color) and perhaps the world’s highest chemical purity (generally ranging in the late 90%) and by the end of the show (Spoilers) Heisenberg is often used to mock Walter due to the complete and utter collapse of his drug empire.

“Say my name.”
“Heisenberg.”
“You’re Goddamn Right.”

Heisenberg by magickiwi56 September 30, 2018

pull a Heisenberg 

When you decide to manufacture methamphetamine due to the way your crappy life is headed.

Jeremy thought he would pull a Heisenberg.

pull a Heisenberg by hhhhhhfhgg December 23, 2012

homisexual

When you and your homie are doing some low-key gay shit, but y'all are homies, so it's all good in the hood.

Me and my homie were cold, so we had to partake in some homisexual activity.

homisexual by Donwauu December 12, 2017