hoiri

Most handsome lad in the planet. Once you get to know him, your body starts to tingle feeling like you’ve never felt it before.
I.e. Most charming man, sexy lad.

Omg im such a hoiri

by hellskyrim November 22, 2021

On the hori

To rest or lay down aka on the horizontal

Pete's wife constantly complained that he was on the hori, and not replenishing the hummingbird feeders.

by Battyguy August 28, 2013

y'all niggas hiring

when you be asking some companies if they're hiring but in a slang way.
This is famous in Vine and it's sort of a joke that can end up in a fight

"-Yo, is y'all niggas fuckin' hiring?
-get the fuck out of here"

"-is y'all niggas hiring?
-hmm let me check tho"

by Memeoxdxd December 16, 2015

Hairicane

When your hair is as crazy as a hurricane, refers especially to the hair of teachers or older women

Janet's hair is a mess!
I know, she's having a Hairicane today

by Person_over_there May 20, 2015

hiorin

people that ship this jus dont exist. no words tbh. this ship obviously sux and every1 that ships this is jus crazy + delusional. hiori likes no one and rin too. This is football for fucks sake.

person 1: i think hiorin is pretty good!
person 2: wrong. they barely have any interactions + the ones they did have aint romantic or lovey dovey at all?? hiorin shippers do NOT exist. fuck off.

by shidouryuseis September 23, 2023

Hairicane

When the teacher you have pronounces hurricane wrong and is a complete idiot ; when the teacher has a bad hair day.

"Wow Mrs. Roberts is having a real hairicane today" said everyone in all her classes.

by Bettrthanu02 May 17, 2015

hairi

Hairi means kindness. Cleanliness & appearances are very important to the ones who are named Hairi and plus, they're good looking!

Your name must be Hairi because you are so kind!

by Stan Shady December 27, 2016