Shiny, tiny little birds that occasionally hurl themselves into garages and die for some reason. They exist entirely on sugar and drink about half thier weight every day-jesus Christ, no wonder they're so hyper.
by Laser Potato August 22, 2004
when the guy sticks his pointer and middle finger into the girls vagina just like a hummingbird would do to the nectar of a fucking flower
i gave sara the hummingbird last night when i realized she didnt have any underwear under her tight ass skirt!
by dre November 25, 2003
Sex position when you get your woman perpendicular to you so one of her legs is wrapped around your neck and the other is wrapped around your legs. Then you rapidly thrust and flap your arms so both of you look like a hummingbird in flight. It helps if she swallows your nectar to finish the job.
Guy 1: Emily used to be a contortionist, so we did the hummingbird all night long.
Guy 2: Is that even possible?
Guy 2: Is that even possible?
by Henry Spivy October 21, 2008
by bootleg/ esp/ gospel February 29, 2012
a widely-used public toilet crapping method.
the hummingbird is the combination of a seat nest (lining of the toilet seat with toilet paper) and the person hovering over the nest as to not touch the seat. it is the highest level of sanitariness with regards to public toilets possible by humans, but requires high levels of quadricep strength and balance.
the hummingbird is the combination of a seat nest (lining of the toilet seat with toilet paper) and the person hovering over the nest as to not touch the seat. it is the highest level of sanitariness with regards to public toilets possible by humans, but requires high levels of quadricep strength and balance.
the toilet bowl was so dirty, making a nest wasn't enough. i performed a hummingbird to prevent getting crabs.
by a.s.eightynine August 18, 2010
while nawing at your genital area...your man takes his nose and pecks like he has juts found some satisfyingly sweet nector that he just cant get enough of
by Jessie August 02, 2003
The doctor had a strange look on his face when the patient came in with a mangled penis, the victim of a self-inflicted Hummingbird.
by The Fabulous Jizzblaster April 24, 2005