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A hoin is when you are very calm and friendly and flip shit for no apparent reason. They can go from sleeping to killing in .2 seconds. Its bi-polar on steroids.
My boss will hoin me if he finds out i drank his coffee.
Hoin by ScrotumLick June 5, 2011
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the act of inserting two fingers one inch into the vagina and stroking the anterior (frontal) wall gently, resulting in sexual stimulation.
Mary woke up the nieghbors when she screamed in ecstasy as her boyfriend hoined her.
hoin by Alexxx August 24, 2003
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A general word for one's weak-spot.
Ahhhhh, you got my hoin!
hoin by mcdangus September 11, 2011
The act of going out and looking for ho(s). Usually used with non-pimps who want to be pimps. Also spelled 'hoing'.
Tom: Hey, Joe, why are you walking around the block so many times?

Joe: Cause I'm hoin'.

Tom: But you aren't a pimp.

Joe: But I want to act like one, cause I think pimps are the shizz
hoin' by Rednaxela666 April 17, 2009
Ignoring obligations or being generally disagreeable. A person who is said to be "hoin' it" is generally a friend who has let the accusing party down in some way.
Joe: Dude I can't go to the party tonight. I need to help my grandma iron the drapes.

Me: You are hoin' it!

HoIncopetent 

HoGent when learning system sucks.
I study at HoIncopetent, the teachers don't even know what they want...
HoIncopetent by TableWord November 30, 2022
1. To lose face.

2. Bad or atrocious.
(after falling in mud)
Hoint!
Hoint by Argument Weigher April 8, 2011
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