hoggins 

hoggins - tasking a long period of time to arrive at a destination when a clear time was specified

ill be there at 10 mate rolesup at 12 ohhh look soggins pulled a hoggins

hoggins by pedobear2188 April 26, 2011

hoggins [also 'oggins] 

British Sexual pleasure.

Did you get your hoggins last night?

hoggins [also 'oggins] by Dunky Oggins October 17, 2003

Hoggins Contest 

When a group a guys have a contest to see who can bang the biggest chick of the night.

Dude im fuckered up lets have a hoggins contest.

Hoggins Contest by Scrilla757 September 8, 2011

Higgins Storm Chasing 

A “weather forecasting” page run by that bloke who always tells your mates he’s caught a fish “this bloody big!” but he had to throw it back and didn’t get a photo in time.

Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.

Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).

He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.

Higgins: There's going to be an apocalyptic thuperthell this thunday trust me, hide your wives and prepare your canned food I know this stuff trust me.

Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?

Higgins Storm Chasing by Brabbyscrawhauck January 21, 2020

ground hoggin

When you have to take a dump so bad you can feel the turd start to peep out of your ass. Derived from the ground hog peeping out of the ground to see his shadow.

Dude you better pull over at the next gas station im ground hoggin!!!!

ground hoggin by Bogga Red April 11, 2007

Richie Higgins 

Canadian Actor, lives at home with his parents. Starred in the following underground films: Days Of Us, Underground Railroad 2, and WaterWorks 2. made a cameo in the myspace movie that surfaces online today. Pinelands Graduate

"Richie! Get in the car" -Mrs. Richie Higgins.

Richie Higgins by ted desmond August 6, 2006

wall hogging 

Writing all over a person's facebook wall
Posting so that your name is the only one that appears on a person's facebook wall.

Stop wall hogging. I want to post on Kenny's wall too!

wall hogging by jpkid956 February 8, 2010