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hoemuffin 

It's a hoe that looks like a muffin.

This would be considered a dis.
Lauren is a hoemuffin!!

FO SHO!!!!
hoemuffin by Kimmy poo April 16, 2009

Hornmuffin 

When you are horny most of the time from being sex deprived.
Ana: Jessica, have you had sex lately?

Jessica: Nah! i feel like such a hornmuffin!

Hoemuffin 

Someone who is sweet, yet slutty.
A very nice person, with a great personality, but is still a little hoe.
When a woman is nice, but sleeps with three different guys in one night.
"She's really nice, but she slept with those other guys after her date with her boyfriend, what a hoemuffin."
Hoemuffin by thisnigga3169 September 3, 2013

Haggamuffin 

An old crusty goat; irritating old hag
That haggamuffin just cut us off.
Haggamuffin by Wordmeister22 August 12, 2018

hagamuffin

A dirty, shabbily-clothed older woman. Often seen wearing layers of mismatched clothing, carrying a large, disorganized purse, and sporting a large hat.
Man did you see that lady? She was a complete hagamuffin!
hagamuffin by spookystuff July 6, 2011

Hagamuffin

An older woman who still tries to maintain a hippyish, pseudo-nomadic, Burning Man type lifestyle, despite clearly being well past her sell-by date.
The Phish concert was rife with hagamuffins. Never have i seen so many pink dreadlocks on a group of post 50s.
Hagamuffin by Harveythefly June 13, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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