hogamuffin

A word commonly used as an insult. It is meant to be offensive and hurtful to the receiver.

Bri, you hogamuffin!

by Hoagie Smith June 11, 2011

hoemuffin

It's a hoe that looks like a muffin.

This would be considered a dis.

Lauren is a hoemuffin!!

FO SHO!!!!

by Kimmy poo April 16, 2009

Hornmuffin

When you are horny most of the time from being sex deprived.

Ana: Jessica, have you had sex lately?

Jessica: Nah! i feel like such a hornmuffin!

by bean bean the sex fein March 15, 2009

Hoemuffin

Someone who is sweet, yet slutty.
A very nice person, with a great personality, but is still a little hoe.
When a woman is nice, but sleeps with three different guys in one night.

"She's really nice, but she slept with those other guys after her date with her boyfriend, what a hoemuffin."

by thisnigga3169 September 3, 2013

Haggamuffin

An old crusty goat; irritating old hag

That haggamuffin just cut us off.

by Wordmeister22 August 12, 2018

hagamuffin

A dirty, shabbily-clothed older woman. Often seen wearing layers of mismatched clothing, carrying a large, disorganized purse, and sporting a large hat.

Man did you see that lady? She was a complete hagamuffin!

by spookystuff July 6, 2011

Hagamuffin

An older woman who still tries to maintain a hippyish, pseudo-nomadic, Burning Man type lifestyle, despite clearly being well past her sell-by date.

The Phish concert was rife with hagamuffins. Never have i seen so many pink dreadlocks on a group of post 50s.

by Harveythefly June 13, 2018