hoemuffin

It's a hoe that looks like a muffin.

This would be considered a dis.

Lauren is a hoemuffin!!

FO SHO!!!!

by Kimmy poo April 16, 2009

Hoemuffin

Someone who is sweet, yet slutty.
A very nice person, with a great personality, but is still a little hoe.
When a woman is nice, but sleeps with three different guys in one night.

"She's really nice, but she slept with those other guys after her date with her boyfriend, what a hoemuffin."

by thisnigga3169 September 3, 2013

Hoe muffin

When someone is really sweet, but a hoe, and you don't want to call them a hoe in a mean way.

Jessica, that's the 4th hook up you had in 2 days.. you're such a hoe muffin!

by Lil' Mikee October 11, 2008

Hornmuffin

When you are horny most of the time from being sex deprived.

Ana: Jessica, have you had sex lately?

Jessica: Nah! i feel like such a hornmuffin!

by bean bean the sex fein March 15, 2009

hoe muffin

a word used as a pet name.
or a fanny bandit aka faggot.

jenny, your such a hoe muffin LETS FUCK!

by johnny dewitt May 29, 2008

hotmuffinmoms

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by anonymous March 16, 2021

hogamuffin

A word commonly used as an insult. It is meant to be offensive and hurtful to the receiver.

Bri, you hogamuffin!

by Hoagie Smith June 11, 2011