hoemuffin

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It's a hoe that looks like a muffin.

This would be considered a dis.

Lauren is a hoemuffin!!

FO SHO!!!!

hoemuffin by Kimmy poo April 16, 2009

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Hoemuffin

Someone who is sweet, yet slutty.
A very nice person, with a great personality, but is still a little hoe.
When a woman is nice, but sleeps with three different guys in one night.

"She's really nice, but she slept with those other guys after her date with her boyfriend, what a hoemuffin."

Hoemuffin by thisnigga3169 September 3, 2013

Related Words

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Hoe muffin

When someone is really sweet, but a hoe, and you don't want to call them a hoe in a mean way.

Jessica, that's the 4th hook up you had in 2 days.. you're such a hoe muffin!

Hoe muffin by Lil' Mikee October 11, 2008

Hornmuffin

When you are horny most of the time from being sex deprived.

Ana: Jessica, have you had sex lately?

Jessica: Nah! i feel like such a hornmuffin!

Hornmuffin by bean bean the sex fein March 15, 2009

hoe muffin

a word used as a pet name.
or a fanny bandit aka faggot.

jenny, your such a hoe muffin LETS FUCK!

hoe muffin by johnny dewitt May 29, 2008

hotmuffinmoms

A hot sexy person who is super cool now go back to the littler box kitten no time for punishment games yet 😈😈 😧😂😂😱🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

hey are you following hotmuffinmoms?

hotmuffinmoms by anonymous March 16, 2021

hogamuffin

A word commonly used as an insult. It is meant to be offensive and hurtful to the receiver.

Bri, you hogamuffin!

hogamuffin by Hoagie Smith June 11, 2011

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026