Hoffar

Another word for a quitter.

Hey man, don't pull a Hoffar and leave without your two weeks notice.

by TrapRat February 8, 2015

Hoffar

To eat someone out from behind, usually female.

I bent her over the kitchen counter and hoffar'd her.

by stookie420 October 29, 2011

The Hoffa

When a gay man has sex or is involved in sexual activities with a straight or bisexual girl.

Origin: Explo 2009, Matt "Hoffa" Lopez

Person 1: Dude, that guy has been making out with that chick for the last five minutes. I would have sworn he was gay!
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely gay. Just look at him.
Person 1: Oh, he must be doing the Hoffa.

by Miss Maddy Elizabeth July 2, 2009

biscuit-hoffer

An overweight person, often with a large fupa, known for lack of self control and a love of pastry

Mike set me up on a blind date last night, when I walked in and she was a total biscuit-hoffer, I decided maybe I like being single. I hate Mike.

by annanugg September 14, 2010

hoffnar

A short, fat kid who points out the negative in others to boost his own already low self-esteem.

***In front of girls***

Hoffnar: "Hey Craig..how much do you weigh now?"
Craig: "I weigh about 200 even"
Hoffnar"Ha did you hear that ladies?? Craig is so fat! I only way 190!"

***Even though Craig is 5 inches taller***

by wsuBlaze December 1, 2006

hofnar

acronym for Hard On For No Apparent Reason

He alwayse sits there with a hofnar.

by PYRO November 20, 2002

HOFNAR

An acronym for Hard On For No Apparent Reason.

I was sitting in church and realized I had be biggest HOFNAR. I have no idea why.

by Fast Gil October 26, 2009