Homotivation

1. the act or an instance of motivating an individual with relentless homosexual ridicule (including but not limitied to light and friendly east coast Cape gay banter, or jailhouse sodomy) and/or insults with the intent of success
2. the state or condition of being motivated by homosexual banter.
3. Gay jokes that motivate; inducement; incentive

John was golfing like crap so we used homotivation so he would hit his birdie putt.

by PostFallsLinksCrew August 17, 2008

FOMOtivation

When you don’t really want to go out, but you know all your friends will and then you’ll have FOMO when you see the pics on social media.

The only thing getting me off the couch tonight is FOMOtivation

by SFDanae March 23, 2019

hoetivation

Like motivation... but for hoes.

Girl #1: "Give me some hoetivation so I don't feel wrong for making back to back dick appointments please."
Girl #2: "Don't deprive yourself from getting dicked down!! Take two at once if that makes you happy, live your life!"

by coolpigeon April 24, 2017

hogotiations

When you negotiate the price for a ho.

When Mr. Johnson wants a ho he goes through hogotiations.

by Big Cat Daddy May 8, 2009

Hoetivation

Motivation to HOE

Now that I'm single I need some hoetivation from my friends to go out and mingle.

by theartyoufeel April 6, 2017

chomotivation

The general desire or willingness of a pedophile to seek out children for lewd acts. Much like uncle diddles inviting you for a sleep over.

I no longer allow my daughter to wear skirts to school,it's total chomotivation.

by 1defguy March 14, 2024

hoetivation

The motivation you get from having hoes to look hot and go out

Ugh I need hoetivation to go out tonight.

I have no hoetivation= you have no hoes

by graceisslay February 28, 2025