hoepening

opening a big can of hoe; exposing a hoe

“Becca is cheating on Timothy, I’m hoepening her lol”

by two white people and one black April 20, 2018

Vas happening

Devised by the good-looking, one and only Zayn Malik from One Direction.

Don't you dare saying ''What's Happening?'' it's VAS HAPPENING . You're allowed to say 'vas happenin' or 's'appning'.

It's Zayn's unique saying but apparently you're allowed to say that too.

You can't help but loving Zayn and his super cute accent.

There once was a group with Liam and Niall

Vas happening boys? Vas happening boys?
They lived with Zayn and their room was vile

Vas happening boys? Vas happening boys?
Did you know, Harry's such a slob?
He needs to win the xFactor 'cause he can't get a job

And oh, Louis needs a boat
He dresses like he owns one
'cause he's got no other clothes
They really need your vote
Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys?
Mick Jagger could be Harry's dad,
Vas happening mum? Vas happening Mick?
When Liam sings he makes his face look sad
Vas Happening song, vas happening sad?
And Zayn, the master of echoes
And Niall was raised by leprachauns
so he won't ever grow

And oh, Louis needs that boat
He dresses like he owns one
and it's becoming a joke

They really need your vote
Vas happening boys? Vas happening boys?

by Horay_Loray April 8, 2011

This is actually happening

A phrase for use to highlight an ensuing awkward or unbelievable event. Mentioning that it is 'actually happening' helps to address either the awkwardness or awesomeness in the situation to everyone present. Therefore, can be used as a positive reinforcement to encourage the behaviour or as a negative reinforcement to discourage the offender.

Use in positive situation: Three hot women approach man and his friends in a bar and ask if they can join them.
Lucky Man: "This is actually happening."

Use in negative situation: A friend among a group starts to complain about other members of the group in an irrational and mood-ruining manner.
Any other group member: "This is actually happening."

by Rydo December 21, 2010

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHATS HAPPENING

what sound I make when I was 3 years old and got a boner

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHATS HAPPENING

MOMMMMMMMM
WHY IS IT SO SMALL BUT HARD

by AshamedVids/YT/ June 3, 2019

whats happening

whats going on in your life; hows it going

person a: WHATS HAPPENING DAWG?
person b: not much bro u?

by ECHUNG August 25, 2010

it's all happening

When circumstances start falling in place as if fate is bringing destiny to fruition.

*likely originated from, or was at least popularized by, the character "Penny Lane" in Cameron Crowe's film Almost Famous

Last month, I was fed up with my shitty friends, lost my favorite hat I'd had for 9 years, got 7 traffic violations, and had a dead end job, but now, I'm meeting a bunch of amazing people, got a new job that feels fulfilling, and feel like more good is coming my way--it's all happening.

by dhkdgkhdg May 13, 2015

Hoevering

When that hoe over there hovers over a man, object, place, etc. Basically, when the bitch you hate (or everyone hates) is walking anywhere, thinking she cute.

Bitch, why you hoevering?!
Oh my god, she was hoevering all over Nephew.

by goodbadoriginal January 20, 2015