Hoeping 

When a hoe is hoping to get some dick, especially when the dick is already taken.

Him: This girl I haven't talked to in 4 years messaged be out of the blue. You think she's hoeping?
Her: Nah she just wants to see how you're doin.. BLOCK THAT BITCH!

Hoeping by MetropolitanMudslide October 22, 2017

myspace hopping 

The act of jumping from one myspace to another for hours at a time. (Usually viewing the myspace of people you do not know and viewing pictures, but not commenting.) If done excessively, this would classify you as a myspace whore.

I was myspace hopping for hours last night, I know, I'm lame.

myspace hopping by MonicaBreanna January 25, 2006

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup 

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020

hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again 

a harry styles x louis tomlinson fan fiction that will break your soul <3

hey have you read, hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again?

hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again by eatcarrotswh0re September 7, 2020

forum hopping 

from the word forum hop

-- Being active simultaneously to different message boards. Hopping from one online forum to another using alt-tab keys and without logging out.

Sorry i didn't notice your shout, i'm posting in another forum. I'm forum hopping.

forum hopping by CyberJake December 4, 2006

job-hopping

Jumping from one job to another until you find the best job with the best pay.

Tiffany is job-hopping to advertisement from sales because it pays more than her last job.

John had been consistently job-hopping this past year. He quits one job then goes to another.

job-hopping by Tom Chau January 26, 2009

hopping down the bunny trail 

To be so heavily under the influence of a psychedelic or dissociative substance that you are unable to distinguish normal reality from the magical reality that has taken hold of your mind. Seeing pixelated kaleidoscopic patterns in the carpet, being afraid to open the freezer because you're afraid that the fishsticks will attack you, and the ability to talk to squirrels are some sure signs that you're hopping down the bunny trail.

That PCP I had last week really had me hopping down the bunny trail.

hopping down the bunny trail by sim sim salabim September 28, 2005