helening

the act of slitting your wrists vertically, then getting somebody to put their dick into the wrist slit to fuck the slit until you bleed out.

Filchgod: I was helening with a fat jewish lady last night
Gurt: Yo

by zyn4skin June 14, 2025

Mt. St. Helensing

Getting mad, or blowing up at someone in a way that is undeserved.

'Why are you Mt. St. Helensing on the referee? You're such a dumbass.'

by Jesus God June 4, 2003

heening

Behaving like an attention whore. Name taken from the Heene family, who's balloon boy hoax tricked almost the entire world on October 16th, 2009.

Did you hear about the college kids barricading themselves in the buildings because of the tuition increase?

No, and I don't care. They're just heening and making everyone's lives miserable.

by K_Runa October 20, 2009

helenigia

a disorderly "clinginess" often observed in obsessive people

"hell-en-ee-zhee-ah"

the patient express symptoms of helenigia

by yobremman October 2, 2007

heleninspanish

fucking boss

Have u seen Elena? She’s such a heleninspanish

by Mátame esa Olek November 12, 2018