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Classic Hitchman 

The act of stealing your friend's more impressive job title and professional identity on a night out in an effort to appear more like the alpha male you're not.
James: "Hey man, how was your night out last night?"
Brian: "Yeah good, I told a girl I worked for EY and we ended up back at her place!"
James: "Ahh The Classic Hitchman. Well played!"

Paolo: "Dude, I totally Hitchman'd my way into a threesome last night!"
Jeremy: "No way, how d'you manage that?"
Paolo: "Told them I'm worked for Morgan Stanley lol"

shebitchmanwhore 

Its a she but also a he who is a whore and a bitch also related to the Huumdaggle but not as severe
a man with female and male parts... who sleeps around and is a bitch
shebitchmanwhore by Willyjack April 17, 2003

Hebitching 

Someone or something with a terrible attitude in the morning usually and has to take it out on others
Evan wakes up still single and starts hebitching at everyone

Habitchuancer 

A female who frequently parses or adds unnecessary nuance to her male partner’s statements
My wife is such a habitchuancer. She claimed I called her fat when I simply offered to buy her maternity pants

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026