hebitchman

hebitchman is a female bitch who looks more like a man. She is very consistent in being a fake person. She has a very manly figure. She is also bi-polar. Hebitchman orginated in Orlando, Fl and is slowly but surely eating all the food that exists.

Damn your home girl is def a hebitchman.

hebitchman by Hensalot February 9, 2009

Classic Hitchman 

The act of stealing your friend's more impressive job title and professional identity on a night out in an effort to appear more like the alpha male you're not.

James: "Hey man, how was your night out last night?"
Brian: "Yeah good, I told a girl I worked for EY and we ended up back at her place!"
James: "Ahh The Classic Hitchman. Well played!"

Paolo: "Dude, I totally Hitchman'd my way into a threesome last night!"
Jeremy: "No way, how d'you manage that?"
Paolo: "Told them I'm worked for Morgan Stanley lol"

Classic Hitchman by Mr.BangedYourSister February 7, 2017

shebitchmanwhore 

Its a she but also a he who is a whore and a bitch also related to the Huumdaggle but not as severe

a man with female and male parts... who sleeps around and is a bitch

shebitchmanwhore by Willyjack April 17, 2003

Hebitching 

Someone or something with a terrible attitude in the morning usually and has to take it out on others

Evan wakes up still single and starts hebitching at everyone

Hebitching by Diesel train 69 May 5, 2021

Habitchuancer 

A female who frequently parses or adds unnecessary nuance to her male partner’s statements

My wife is such a habitchuancer. She claimed I called her fat when I simply offered to buy her maternity pants

Habitchuancer by The Ultimate Habitchuancer January 13, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020