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Classic Hitchman 

The act of stealing your friend's more impressive job title and professional identity on a night out in an effort to appear more like the alpha male you're not.
James: "Hey man, how was your night out last night?"
Brian: "Yeah good, I told a girl I worked for EY and we ended up back at her place!"
James: "Ahh The Classic Hitchman. Well played!"

Paolo: "Dude, I totally Hitchman'd my way into a threesome last night!"
Jeremy: "No way, how d'you manage that?"
Paolo: "Told them I'm worked for Morgan Stanley lol"

shebitchmanwhore 

Its a she but also a he who is a whore and a bitch also related to the Huumdaggle but not as severe
a man with female and male parts... who sleeps around and is a bitch
shebitchmanwhore by Willyjack April 17, 2003

Hebitching 

Someone or something with a terrible attitude in the morning usually and has to take it out on others
Evan wakes up still single and starts hebitching at everyone

Habitchuancer 

A female who frequently parses or adds unnecessary nuance to her male partner’s statements
My wife is such a habitchuancer. She claimed I called her fat when I simply offered to buy her maternity pants

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026