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Classic Hitchman 

The act of stealing your friend's more impressive job title and professional identity on a night out in an effort to appear more like the alpha male you're not.
James: "Hey man, how was your night out last night?"
Brian: "Yeah good, I told a girl I worked for EY and we ended up back at her place!"
James: "Ahh The Classic Hitchman. Well played!"

Paolo: "Dude, I totally Hitchman'd my way into a threesome last night!"
Jeremy: "No way, how d'you manage that?"
Paolo: "Told them I'm worked for Morgan Stanley lol"

shebitchmanwhore 

Its a she but also a he who is a whore and a bitch also related to the Huumdaggle but not as severe
a man with female and male parts... who sleeps around and is a bitch
shebitchmanwhore by Willyjack April 17, 2003

Hebitching 

Someone or something with a terrible attitude in the morning usually and has to take it out on others
Evan wakes up still single and starts hebitching at everyone

Habitchuancer 

A female who frequently parses or adds unnecessary nuance to her male partner’s statements
My wife is such a habitchuancer. She claimed I called her fat when I simply offered to buy her maternity pants

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026