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Hoebitch 

A white woman who prefers the company of black men
"that fat hoebitch done stole my man, i'm gonna git her"
Hoebitch by Col. Sanders, ret. July 22, 2007

hoebitch 

Young Sidda. From the hit film "Devine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood"...is a hoebitch.
hoebitch by *&!@ November 3, 2006

Hoebitch 

Street slang for a prostitute or just a whore in general.
Dude was fuckin a hoebitch he dirty
A person that is persistingly annoying you. The derivation of the word comes from a ho that was acting like a bitch. A ho that acts like a bitch is annoying, therefore, a hobitch is an annoying person that is quite bothersome and pestering.
Hey Bro, stop acting like a hobitch. You'd be lucky to get any pussy. Don't be so selective.
hobitch by ajppds March 10, 2008

Hoebitchuary

To write a hoebituary is to kill someone because they are being a hoebitch.
You best back away from my man or I will write you a hoebitchuary.
Hoebitchuary by psuedopetenz October 21, 2010
A short, short tempered, short sighted female with colossal thighs and a malicious, unpleasant attitude that bears a resemblance to an imaginary being with hairy feet from the lord of the ring trilogy.
Wow, that girl Grace sure is a hobbitch!
Hobbitch by Really_KG? May 2, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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