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Kickback full of hoes & niggas , doing hoe tingz .
“ u going to the hoeback” ?
Hoeback by Hoester July 24, 2023

Rachel Hoejack 

Someone who doesn't know how to be in a relationship but is extremely manipulative and mentally unstable and only knows how to cheat on you.
"Bro I heard that girl cheated on her boyfriend and told him she doesn't think having sex with someone else is cheating."
"Yeah man, she's Rachel Hoejack."
"Wack. I'm gonna stay away from that one."

Hoebacking 

When you can't decide what you want to eat and waste copious amounts of time going over your options.
I'm hoebacking so hard right now, should I get chicken and chips or pizza?!

Hoebacca 

Chewbacca's lesser known sister, with whom he no longer associates with.

Before the galatic civil war, Chewbacca lived with his wookie family on the planet Kashyyyk.

His family was poor, so his sister started working on the streets, giving blowjobs for cash.

This soon led to anal sex and wild orgies, thus earning her the name "Hoebacca."
Guy 1: I need my dick sucked!
Guy 2: Look! Its that wookie slut, Hoebacca!
Hoebacca: *grrrrroooowwwwwl*
Guy 1: What the fuck?
Guy 2: She said she'll blow us both and take it in the ass from a dog for 10 bucks and a granny smith apple!
Hoebacca by Donald Hump April 22, 2008

double barrel hogback growler 

The act of laying on one's back, pants down and knees to the chest. While in this position, relaxed enough to have one's scrotum and testicles dangling loosely over the anus, the subject releases gas of such volume, and power, so as produce a descernable air gap in between the anus and scrotum. To fully qualify, this must be done in the general direction of a disrespected, unsuspecting recipient. The DBHBG is not to be confused with it's close cousin, The Double Hogback Growler, which is done standing, and without the requisit fart.
Jim said, HEY BUB!!! Don't let Tim chug any more of that Wild Turkey, or the next thing you know, he'll be shooting those Double Barrel Hogback Growlers again!!!!!!!!!!
This word can only be used to describe the most pestilent cunts on the planet. These "hoesacks" can range from backstabbing whores that fuck your drunk best friend to bitch ass teachers colored in such a way to resemble a pumpkin.
"Your grade in this class is a 42 because you don't pay attention;" proclaimed Mrs. Harvey
"Fuck you hoesack"
*Gasps heard throughout educational institution*
hoesack by younggerald December 1, 2014