Hoejacked

the act of being bombarded with an outlandish number of hoe friend requests, that hijack your myspace account.

I logged on to my myspace account and realized that i had been hoejacked.

by Nate Evans April 1, 2007

Hijacked Headspace

Hijacked Headspace is a Comedy podcast created in 2011 by George Shantz and Jamie Merkel. It can be found at www.hijackedheadspace.com. Funny Shit!

I listen to Hijacked Headspace. Fucking Funny

Dumb Person: Hijacked Headspace isn't funny, It's offensive
Normal Person: Shut the Fuck Up

by tyler2009 January 4, 2012

Rachel Hoejack

Someone who doesn't know how to be in a relationship but is extremely manipulative and mentally unstable and only knows how to cheat on you.

"Bro I heard that girl cheated on her boyfriend and told him she doesn't think having sex with someone else is cheating."
"Yeah man, she's Rachel Hoejack."
"Wack. I'm gonna stay away from that one."

by thetruthspeakerspeaks August 23, 2019

Hoeshacked

Being whipped beyond all redemption to the point where you no longer own your own soul.

Damn, AJ's so hoeshacked he sold his testicles to buy his girlfriend an engagement ring.

by Hoeshack#1 May 10, 2011

Hojanked

A term used for when you have the wool pulled over your eyes. essentially any deception or form of misdirection.

A person in utter disbelief: "AGH! Ive been Hojanked!"

by Chyiken March 15, 2022

HoeJacking Season

Noun- ‘‘Tis the season too look fresh and good looking as possible and steal all the good looking women or hoes away from there man”

Hope you have been in the gym? Why? Because it’s HoeJacking Season

by SchickHydroLong June 15, 2018

hijacked

the act of intentionally having an off-topic conversation in a thread in order to prevent the thread's original topic from being discussed

When xbabycakesx made a thread in which she posted pictures of her new tattoos, some righteous guardian angel of messageboard crusader hijacked it by posting animated .gifs of nefarious cartoon tubers engaged in devious sex acts, thus preventing her from losing face by shifting attention away from the embarrassing photos she had posted.

by Elliott November 14, 2005