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hoe k by 6ix9ineazooz69 November 6, 2018
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u mad hoe knotless
Girl: "How much for knee length, medium?"
Me: "$80 hair provided"
Girl: "i got 30."
Me: 30 what
Girl: "$, knotless."
Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."
Girl: "well i want knotless."
Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."
Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."
Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"
Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."
Me: "uh okay."
Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.
Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."
Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"
Me: "$80 hair provided"
Girl: "i got 30."
Me: 30 what
Girl: "$, knotless."
Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."
Girl: "well i want knotless."
Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."
Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."
Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"
Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."
Me: "uh okay."
Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.
Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."
Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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