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K-pop Hoe 

A person who is in love with k-pop, and is willing to bust down for their bias anytime.
“Did you hear? Angelica is a k-pop hoe”
“Oh really, she must really want to bust down for yoongi while listening to Daechwita”
K-pop Hoe by K-pop hoe November 25, 2020

u mad hoe knotless

A conversation between a hair stylist and another lady that ended up as a funny meme💅🏾
Girl: "How much for knee length, medium?"

Me: "$80 hair provided"

Girl: "i got 30."

Me: 30 what

Girl: "$, knotless."

Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."

Girl: "well i want knotless."

Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."

Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."

Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"

Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."

Me: "uh okay."

Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.

Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."

Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"
Hoe-Key by Goddess Ari September 30, 2016

Hoe King 

Got Hoes And Got Money and Got Kids by them all
Becky got married and had a kid by side nigga PB aka Hoe King
Hoe King by Longdickin304s May 10, 2022
The phrase you use to respond to a majority of a hoe's questions.
•Example 1
Hoe: Want to have sex?
Person: Well Hoe Kay. If you say so.
Hoe Kay by TheWeeklyNate December 19, 2013

hoe knot 

When a girl ties a knot in a sweater or t-shirt to expose her hip bones and/or belly button.
Girl 1: Do you see that girl over there with that hoe knot?
Girl 2: Yeah, who does she think she's impressing?
hoe knot by Know's It October 28, 2015
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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