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jorik vd hoek
a slave to his mistress: annemijn
he gets beaten in his balls and he likes it
he even gets punisched by her on school
he gets beaten in his balls and he likes it
he even gets punisched by her on school
jorik vd hoek by caius November 26, 2004
Hoeksemafication
The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed engineers.
Now that Ben's spreadsheet was properly working, he could spend the next week with the Hoeksemafication process.
Patti's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.
"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"
Patti's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.
"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"
Hoeksemafication by Calvin Engineers December 15, 2008
Hoeksemafication
The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed engineers.
Now that Ben's spreadsheet was properly working, he could spend the next week with the Hoeksemafication process.
Eric's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.
"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"
Eric's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.
"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"
Hoeksemafication by Eric Wildschut December 15, 2008
Milo Hoekstra
Lives in Grand Rapids Michigan and is currently attending Kenowa Hills high school in his freshman year. He falls asleep to mukbang.
Milo Hoekstra by MLGboi June 20, 2019
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