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jorik vd hoek 

a slave to his mistress: annemijn
he gets beaten in his balls and he likes it
he even gets punisched by her on school
hi jorik vd hoek how are you doing?
jorik vd hoek by caius November 26, 2004
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Hoeksemafication 

The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed engineers.
Now that Ben's spreadsheet was properly working, he could spend the next week with the Hoeksemafication process.

Patti's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.

"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"
Hoeksemafication by Calvin Engineers December 15, 2008

Hoekstra 

Those Hoekstra's are some crazy Dutch bastards.
Hoekstra by NikNik620 October 17, 2008
A bikini with a bottom that shows the vast majority of a woman's ass. The bikini bottom may appear at first glance to be a dental floss like thong with no buttocks coverage. bikini hoe
That girl is rocking that hoekini. Good thing she's 21 . It won't look on in her 20 more years.
Hoekini by JimDos July 13, 2019

Hoeksemafication 

The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed engineers.
Now that Ben's spreadsheet was properly working, he could spend the next week with the Hoeksemafication process.

Eric's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.

"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"
Hoeksemafication by Eric Wildschut December 15, 2008

Milo Hoekstra

Lives in Grand Rapids Michigan and is currently attending Kenowa Hills high school in his freshman year. He falls asleep to mukbang.
Milo Hoekstra by MLGboi June 20, 2019