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a house hoe is a common girlfriend shared among the male members of a household.
hey dan i call dibbs on the house hoe tonight feeling horny!
house hoe by wiseguy2505 May 26, 2010

Haunted House Hoe 

A girl you hit on the month of october so you can take her to haunted houses, hold her hand, and get it in. A halloween side bitch.
"You and megan getting serious?"
"Nah bro, she my haunted house hoe, her ass look good in leggings thats all."
Haunted House Hoe by ziggytheman November 18, 2015

hoe into a housewife 

Norman "Nick"'s ideology that he can turn a hoe into a housewife. This is a damn near impossible transformation to make considering the type of girls that are found at the University of Okla(HOE)ma. These OU girls are a different type of hoe, due to this, it is highly likely that she will be a hoe even at age 60 because they crave dick more than anything else in the world.
"I can turn a hoe into a housewife, bitch"-Norman "Nick"
hoe into a housewife by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife

If you’re with a girl and she acts a certain way or does certain thing like gold dig, thot around, etc. then you cannot make her into someone who will treat you right and with respect. In short, avoid THOTS!
Man I love Kiana but she out here entertaining these other dudes. What do I do?”

“Well you know the old saying my man’s ‘you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife?”
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026