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hockey fuck

(n., v.) A sex act which involves a blowjob, any type of shirt and a window. The hockey fuck is an extension of the face-fuck that begins like any other face-fuck, but in the midst of it, the girls shirt is pulled up over her head, and when ejaculation is complete, smash that bitches head through a window.
Scott: Wtf are all those scars on Émilie's face?
Brad: Chris Hockey Fucked her 3 months ago.
Scott: Damn, he kinda ruined her huh?
hockey fuck by ayemcee December 13, 2007

hockey fight fuck 

When you pull the shirt over your lovers head, spin her around, punch her in the face, and fuck the shit out of her from behind.
I am talking to this girl in the parking lot outside of a strip club and "she says do you want to see my tits?". So I pulled the shirt up over her face pinning her arms up over her head, smacked her in the face, turned her around and started fucking her from behind. Afterwards I realized that was a great hockey move and dubbed it the hockey fight fuck.
hockey fight fuck by Goober Gretzky December 29, 2007

triple layer hickey fuck

The horrendous sexual act that start by the woman sucking on the males foreskin for 16 hours. This breaches the 3 layers of skin, (top foreskin, the cock itself, and underside of the foreskin) creating a hickey on the cock preventing seman from exiting the penis permanently.
P1: Dude how have you been?
P2: It’s been crazy, I can’t jerk off to my aunt because me and your wife did the Triple Layer Hickey Fuck

Hocket fucker 

Someone who partakes in the action of fucking a Hot Pocket (abbreviated to 'Hocket' for ease of speech). There are several tiers to Hocket fuckers, ranging from one-time experimenters to individuals who regularly Hocket fuck, climax into, and consume their abused Hot Pockets.
Tony accidentally posted a video of himself fucking a Hot Pocket and went viral across the world. Now everyone knows that Tony is a Hocket fucker. Whoops.
Hocket fucker by WHC_Omega February 1, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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