hobstopper

A tall, unwashed, chaotic individual who radiates pure gremlin energy. Someone whose sheer griminess, awkward proportions, or unsettling behavior completely halts the vibe of a room.

• Don't let Gary come with us, he hasn't showered in three days and he's being a total hobstopper."
• "Look at him over there just lurking by the fridge. Ugh, he’s such a hobstopper."

hobstopper by yoitsyamomma October 22, 2026

everlasting jobstopper

a neck tattoo, face tattoo, or other quasi-permanent job prophylactic.

This everlasting jobstopper seems like a bad idea in hind-sight.

everlasting jobstopper by unemployablekuro June 25, 2008

Saharan Gobstopper 

A hammeroid that is removed surgically, frozen, and sucked on in a similar fashion to a gobstopper candy treat, ideally on a hot summer day. In some cases it may become Saharan Chewing Gum.

My arse has flared up lately, thank fuck it’s summer I have some delightful Saharan Gobstoppers.

Saharan Gobstopper by SaharanPrince September 16, 2018

Australian Gobstopper 

Australian Gobstopper (i.e. The Intubator) The girl lies on her back on the bed, with her head hanging off the bed. The guy slides his cock into her mouth, deviating the trachea, and fingers her pussy which she sucks his dick.

Dude - she was upside down sucking my dick doing the Australian Gobstopper nonstop. I basically intubated her.

Australian Gobstopper by Dr Sheezy August 21, 2021

Jobstopper

A Tattoo placed on the head, face, hands,or visible part of the neck that would prevent someone from gaining employment.

Some tattoo shops refuse to give Jobstoppers so as to reduce regret.

Jobstopper by Diablo Pitt July 27, 2008

gobstopper weed 

(Noun.) - Particular strands of cannabis that are plagued by their moist buds that decrease in quantity when put through grinders and burn forever in blunts or bowls .

Pablo: We've got ten people and only enough bud for 1 bowl pack in the cobra.
George: Don't worry we got that gobstopper weed
Diego: Brilliant.

gobstopper weed by Federal Inmate Number 19225004 March 11, 2008

Gobstoppers

#1: Another name for jawbreakers.

#2: A candy made by Nestle under their Willy Wonka Candy Company. Made in regular and chewy kinds these candies are more like Dentist Enemy #1 but they're considered by dentists to be Public Enemy #1 because they're more or less made out of pure sugar. They're like crack in edible flavored form and their effects are just about the same.

The first time I had a box of Gobstoppers I started saving up for dentures.

Gobstoppers by Sid Barrett August 8, 2007