Definitions by yoitsyamomma

hobstopper

A tall, unwashed, chaotic individual who radiates pure gremlin energy. Someone whose sheer griminess, awkward proportions, or unsettling behavior completely halts the vibe of a room.

• Don't let Gary come with us, he hasn't showered in three days and he's being a total hobstopper."
• "Look at him over there just lurking by the fridge. Ugh, he’s such a hobstopper."

hobstopper by yoitsyamomma October 22, 2026