Hoboing

Hoboing (Verb)
Hobo (Verb)

To Hobo it out, (or hoboing it out) is to leave someplace in a hurry while looking muddled and unprepared (like a hobo or bum.)

"Zoe hoboed it out to the schoolbus; her hair unbrushed, a jacket half on and her shoes untied."

"Gabby, with a hand full of loose papers and her backpack still open, was hoboing it home."

by Zoey Zealous August 10, 2009

Hoboing

To find a outdoor place that is not yours and sleep there.

Lets go hoboing at the beach

by Aulman May 25, 2011

hoboing

When you spend the night somewhere and you realize the next morning that your shirt (or some article of clothing) has become dirty, so you turn it inside out to give a spotless appearance for the new day.

The name hoboing is given to this because the homeless will turn their only clothing inside out when they need to appeal to people.

Fredrick: Yo homes, why do you smell like hooker blood and vodka?

Willis: Because I was at Jeremy's house last night! Im covered in this shit, man!

Fredrick: That shit's crash, bro. But wait, you dont look like you did you have anything on you.

Willis: Thats because I've been hoboing my all my clothes today.

by dwaynebank December 21, 2009

Hoboing

When you succumb to your fetish of having sex with homeless women, but you chose to fuck them solely in the asshole because their pussy smells so vile you couldn't possibly get near it. Much like the blue waffle.

Dude I was totally in a hoboing gang bang last night. Now my dick smells like road kill and the inside of an Iraqi prison after rape night.

by deeznuts2475 October 8, 2013

Hoboing It

When you can't be bothered to have a shower and stay dirty for the day.

Brian: We're going out in 10 minutes, you need to get up and have a shower

Peter: Don't worry, I think i'm going to be hoboing it today

by Schmaino October 8, 2008

hoboing drinks

When you are at a bar or some other social gathering and you see someone walking from table to table randomly consuming drinks that aren't theirs. Either due to the fact they are already very drunk, or both drunk and poor.

John: Hey, is that your sister hoboing drinks ?
Katherine: Omg! She's so wasted!

John: Why isn't she buying drinks like everyone?
Katherine: She's probably broke again...

by ChickenVader March 11, 2016

hoboin it

when you sit on a curb or anything close to a street and eat food or drink a drink.

Ross and Mike got some food and hoboed it while they were skating today

by ross konvalin September 9, 2005