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headswim 

(noun) a subdued thrumming in the head that is more unsettling than uncomfortable, and does not hurt so much as just feels strange, not at the level of a headache, something lighter, usually induced by substance abuse or an almost-hangover therefrom, but potentially resulting from anything, or nothing, for all you know.
Jake attributed his headswim the next morning to the brand of the whiskey rather than the amount.

"Are you hungover?"
"No, just kind of a headswim. I need an UpTime."
headswim by Kashmir Cardigan August 26, 2017
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yash headshot 

When you aim for a headshot but shoot your target's leg instead.

Originated from the 16th Century, Zimbabwe. Boy-king Yash Senegulu known for his skill at curving arrows towards a target's leg when aiming for the head. Senegulu used this as a form of physical and mental torture to his enemies.
Pvt. Parts: Tango Down! Next time it's a headshot!
Sgt. Romeo: More like a yash headshot! The last time you said that was when you shot one of them terrorists in the leg!
yash headshot by Ausar April 12, 2013

Krak Heads

Passionate fans of the NHL team, the Seattle Kraken.
"The Krak Heads Booster Club will be chartering a bus to Vancouver to watch the Kraken play the Canucks this weekend."
An annual award given to a girl that gives good Head.
Ronnie: How was your date last night?
Richard: it was good. She stayed the night and gave me some good head. I think I may nominate her for the Headspy awards
Headspy by RonnieChapman October 30, 2013

she turns heads 

There are two meanings to this phrase. The first is a woman turns heads due to her beauty, the second is she turns heads away so they won't vomit at an unattractive person!
She is so beautiful that she turns heads!
she turns heads by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020
did you see what happened to him in history?

no. what?

the new girl fucking hoatsed him.
hoatsed by skankdesnutz14 October 13, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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