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When a math teacher slams a students head on the desk as punishment for being ignorant.

"You got an F on your exam. Headslam time, baby!"

headslam by Jared Hannum January 12, 2005

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headslam

In addition to getting headslams for being ignorant, students can also headslam as a means of apologizing

"McCarthy, Im sorry for being late. If I do headslam right now will it make up for it?"

headslam by Geoff H March 23, 2005

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Headslam

the act of slamming your head into something very hard, sometimes even breaking the object. Headslamming is only done by the Thick Skulled

dam that guy just Headslamed his desk so hard it snapped in half

yeah, that guy does have a thick skull

Headslam by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020

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Polish headlamp

A method of illumination by taping a cheap book of matches to your forehead.

Bro 1. BRAH..I can't see in here its so fucking dark.
Bro 2. Don't worry Bromeister. I've got a coupla books of matches and some tape. I'll make us both a polish headlamp.

Polish headlamp by saintofcircumstance August 20, 2016

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Headlamp in a coal mine

One white guy among a lot of black guys.

"Have you guys seen Derek Carr on the Oakland Raiders. Man, being the only white guy is like being a headlamp in a coal mine."

Headlamp in a coal mine by DragonsNest April 10, 2015

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headlamp

Two hippies pondered the magnitude of tweakers in Eugene, Oregon that ride around at night with their headlamps and flashy electronic gadgets. They developed the best term for the light headgear over the process of two days. They came to the ultimate definition: Crystal Methamphetamine User Style Cranial Detachable Illumination Device.

Did you see that dude flying by shirtless? It's 35 degrees outside. Yeah, that guy on that $5,000 dollar bike with all the flashing lights and the headlamp! Oh yeah, the guy with the "Crystal Methamphetamine User Style Cranial Detachable Illumination Device."

headlamp by chas1980 March 22, 2010

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headlamps

Basicaly, a large pair of BREASTS,

headlamps by Gringo June 4, 2003

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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