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When a math teacher slams a students head on the desk as punishment for being ignorant.
"You got an F on your exam. Headslam time, baby!"
by Jared Hannum January 12, 2005
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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In addition to getting headslams for being ignorant, students can also headslam as a means of apologizing
"McCarthy, Im sorry for being late. If I do headslam right now will it make up for it?"
by Geoff H March 23, 2005
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the act of slamming your head into something very hard, sometimes even breaking the object. Headslamming is only done by the Thick Skulled
dam that guy just Headslamed his desk so hard it snapped in half

yeah, that guy does have a thick skull
by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020
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