headslam 

When a math teacher slams a students head on the desk as punishment for being ignorant.

"You got an F on your exam. Headslam time, baby!"

headslam by Jared Hannum January 12, 2005

headslam 

In addition to getting headslams for being ignorant, students can also headslam as a means of apologizing

"McCarthy, Im sorry for being late. If I do headslam right now will it make up for it?"

headslam by Geoff H March 23, 2005

Headslam 

the act of slamming your head into something very hard, sometimes even breaking the object. Headslamming is only done by the Thick Skulled

dam that guy just Headslamed his desk so hard it snapped in half

yeah, that guy does have a thick skull

Headslam by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020

Polish headlamp 

A method of illumination by taping a cheap book of matches to your forehead.

Bro 1. BRAH..I can't see in here its so fucking dark.
Bro 2. Don't worry Bromeister. I've got a coupla books of matches and some tape. I'll make us both a polish headlamp.

Polish headlamp by saintofcircumstance August 20, 2016

Headlamp in a coal mine 

One white guy among a lot of black guys.

"Have you guys seen Derek Carr on the Oakland Raiders. Man, being the only white guy is like being a headlamp in a coal mine."

Headlamp in a coal mine by DragonsNest April 10, 2015

headlamp 

Two hippies pondered the magnitude of tweakers in Eugene, Oregon that ride around at night with their headlamps and flashy electronic gadgets. They developed the best term for the light headgear over the process of two days. They came to the ultimate definition: Crystal Methamphetamine User Style Cranial Detachable Illumination Device.

Did you see that dude flying by shirtless? It's 35 degrees outside. Yeah, that guy on that $5,000 dollar bike with all the flashing lights and the headlamp! Oh yeah, the guy with the "Crystal Methamphetamine User Style Cranial Detachable Illumination Device."

headlamp by chas1980 March 22, 2010

headlamps 

Basicaly, a large pair of BREASTS,

headlamps by Gringo June 4, 2003