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headswim 

(noun) a subdued thrumming in the head that is more unsettling than uncomfortable, and does not hurt so much as just feels strange, not at the level of a headache, something lighter, usually induced by substance abuse or an almost-hangover therefrom, but potentially resulting from anything, or nothing, for all you know.
Jake attributed his headswim the next morning to the brand of the whiskey rather than the amount.

"Are you hungover?"
"No, just kind of a headswim. I need an UpTime."
headswim by Kashmir Cardigan August 26, 2017
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Headskimo Bros 

The Union of two bros after both having received a blowjob from the same girl.
Dick and Evan became Headskimo Bros after both receiving a blowjob from the same hoe at a party.
Headskimo Bros by Kidmescudi October 31, 2016
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Headskimmer 

1. Someone who only thinks about stair-skimming.
2. Someone who skims while having a head; a true savage.
3. Fan of the legendary Stair Man, often spotted in cafés.
Example: “She drifted off mid-sentence, classic headskimmer.”
Example: “He brought his Stair-Climber mug into the shower—what a headskimmer.”
Example: “He reorganized the entire café ‘for better vibes’—total headskimmer”
Headskimmer by headskimmer November 6, 2024

HeadSwiftie 

The queen of swifties and Walker Scobell stans.
HeadSwiftie by walkerversal January 17, 2025

HeadSwiftie 

Sofia Scobell aka HeadSwiftie on tiktok is the queen of swifties and Walker Scobell stans.
HeadSwiftie by walkerversal January 20, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026