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headswim 

(noun) a subdued thrumming in the head that is more unsettling than uncomfortable, and does not hurt so much as just feels strange, not at the level of a headache, something lighter, usually induced by substance abuse or an almost-hangover therefrom, but potentially resulting from anything, or nothing, for all you know.
Jake attributed his headswim the next morning to the brand of the whiskey rather than the amount.

"Are you hungover?"
"No, just kind of a headswim. I need an UpTime."
headswim by Kashmir Cardigan August 26, 2017
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Headskimo Bros 

The Union of two bros after both having received a blowjob from the same girl.
Dick and Evan became Headskimo Bros after both receiving a blowjob from the same hoe at a party.
Headskimo Bros by Kidmescudi October 31, 2016
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Headskimmer 

1. Someone who only thinks about stair-skimming.
2. Someone who skims while having a head; a true savage.
3. Fan of the legendary Stair Man, often spotted in cafés.
Example: “She drifted off mid-sentence, classic headskimmer.”
Example: “He brought his Stair-Climber mug into the shower—what a headskimmer.”
Example: “He reorganized the entire café ‘for better vibes’—total headskimmer”
Headskimmer by headskimmer November 6, 2024

HeadSwiftie 

HeadSwiftie by walkerversal January 17, 2025

HeadSwiftie 

Sofia Scobell aka HeadSwiftie on tiktok is the queen of swifties and Walker Scobell stans.
HeadSwiftie by walkerversal January 20, 2025