Hoad

Male genitalia resembling that of a horse in both length and girth.

Crikey! that guy's hung like a Hoad!!

by D. Clifton September 13, 2011

Hoad

Heart of a Dragon

The abbreviation for HOAD is having the heart of a Dragon.

by Dairy300 February 11, 2017

Hoad

used to call people who are short and fat. cross between human and choad. if you are OVER 4 feet wide and UNDER 5 feet tall you are a TOTAL Hoad

Guy: "Dude i saw a total hoad yesterday he was trying to do pushups at the gym!"

Other guy: OMG i wish i was there! I wuld llaughed my ass off!"

by Beni Hobson-Dimas October 28, 2009

Hoad

Hoad is a slang word for 'cloud' or 'sheep'

"Hey look at that Hoad in the sky!"
:)

by Micahel Robinson September 2, 2008

Hoads

Hung Over And Dying Slow. The worst feeling in the world, the morning after consuming a ridiculous amount of alcohol. Hoads is pronounced like roads.

Person A: I shouldn't have drank so much last night.
Person B: how do you feel?
Person A: Hoads

by Meddafore August 12, 2009

HOAD

H.O.A.D,. Head Of A Dick. Used to describe someone in a derogatory manor. This was the deffination back in the late 70's

Joe is such a HOAD

by Old timer 2 February 20, 2015

hoad

Lame or otherwise unpleasant. Similar in usage to 'sucks'.

A: How hard is the Calculus test?
B: It hoads.

by Somnia July 8, 2007