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Male genitalia resembling that of a horse in both length and girth.
by D. Clifton September 13, 2011
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Hung Over And Dying Slow. The worst feeling in the world, the morning after consuming a ridiculous amount of alcohol. Hoads is pronounced like roads.
Person A: I shouldn't have drank so much last night.
Person B: how do you feel?
Person A: Hoads
by Meddafore August 12, 2009
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The abbreviation for HOAD is having the heart of a Dragon.
by Dairy300 February 11, 2017
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used to call people who are short and fat. cross between human and choad. if you are OVER 4 feet wide and UNDER 5 feet tall you are a TOTAL Hoad
Guy: "Dude i saw a total hoad yesterday he was trying to do pushups at the gym!"

Other guy: OMG i wish i was there! I wuld llaughed my ass off!"
by Beni Hobson-Dimas October 28, 2009
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H.O.A.D,. Head Of A Dick. Used to describe someone in a derogatory manor. This was the deffination back in the late 70's
Joe is such a HOAD
by Old timer 2 February 20, 2015
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