Hnnnnnng

The sound which escapes you the moment you finally realize you're about to "take the kids to the pool."

Best not to write one here. I'm sure you know what I'm referring to.

by Coiked April 13, 2004

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

The sound made by a person experiencing a sudden heart attack. It is often heard/seen when a person is writing or typinHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

This is a variation of the infamous Candlejack meme, in that the typer must interru

Another variation of the above stated meme is the Niggerjack meme, wher--GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY TV.

Dude, heart attacks aren't a laughing matter. My grandpa died of one last year and I'm still having a hard time getting oveHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Madness? THIS IS SPARHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Why so seriouHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Yo I'm real happy for you, and imma let you finish buHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Seriously, why are you laughing at heart attacks? You need to stop being so insensiHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Don't say Candlejack and Niggerjack in the same sen-OH FUCK HE JUST CARJACKEHNNNNNNN

BTW, this is just a joke, so don't take it serioHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

by Sauch Master 4000 December 29, 2009

HNNNNNNGHHHHH

A word used mid sentence when the speaker/writer suffers a heart attack. Often used in conjunction with HNNNNNNGHHHHH

- Hi grandpa, tell me a story!
- Well! Back in my day, an ice cream cost HNNNNNNGHHHHH

by Kebabtryne February 21, 2010

HNNNNNG

The text equivalent of a heart attack, someone struggling to remember something, or a stroke, accompanied by chest clutching, usually used when the person using the expression gets a surprising or shocking text message. The length of the HNNNNNG depends on the severity of the action for example, a "HNNG" would be less dramatic than a "HNNNNNNNNNG"

Text message conversation:

Guy1: "Guy2, Girl1 is pregnant!"

Guy2: HNNNNNG

by Marneus February 21, 2010

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

The mating call expressed when someone sees a picture of another person that is extremely attractive.

Yes, I did! Can I get a HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG?

by br0ski January 2, 2011

Hnnnnng

Boner, not necessarily sex related.

Warriors fan 1: dude GS got KD
Warriors fan 2: Hnnnnng

by Fausto S March 10, 2017

Hnnnnnnng

The sound you make when you see a REALLY attractive person in public and don't want to embarrass yourself by shouting and having a loud conversation with a neighbour about how attractive they are

*hot person walks by*
Me: hnnnnnnng

Friend: hnnnnnnng
Everyone:hnnnnnnng

by DUNDUNDUNDUNDEDUNDUNDEDUNDUN February 14, 2017