hitch cock 

Derived from the words 'hitch' (meaning 'limp') and 'cock' (not a rooster), is a synonym of the term limp dick.

The word around school is that he's a bit of a hitch cock.

hitch cock by godnalor April 28, 2010

Hitch-cock 

When you have such a large erection that you don't need a belt because your pants are very hitched.

Man that girl is so hot! She gave me hitch-cock!

Hitch-cock by N1k94 March 23, 2009

hitch a cock 

To get a lift off someone

Mate can i hitch a cock with you?

hitch a cock by paddington398 May 8, 2008

alfred hitchcock 

The fact that I am the first person to write anything on Hitchcock is just criminal. Born on 8/13/1899, he was widely regarded as one of the best directors ever lived. With a reputation for making horror, suspense,and thriller movies, he's sometimes referred to as the "Master of Suspense." He is famous for using attractive blond women in his movies and making cameo appearances in his own movies. Hitchcock's most famous movies include: Notorious, Psycho, North by Northwest, Vertigo, Rear Window, Strangers on a Train, 39 Steps, Rebecca, To Catch a Thief, The Birds, The Man Who Knew Too Much, and Dial 'M' for Murder. Upon his death on 4/29/1980, Alfred Hitchcock, among other legendary directors such as Robert Altman, Stanley Kubrick, Federico Fellini, Ingmar Bergman, Akira Kurosawa, and Martin Scorsese, never received an Oscar for Best Director.

Person 1: I watch a lot of movies. I am a movie person.
Person 2: Me too! And don't you just love Alfred Hitchcock?
Person 1: I've never really watched any Hitchcock.
Person 2: And you call yourself a movie person? How dare you?!

alfred hitchcock by AbsolutelyHopeless December 15, 2006

hitchcockian 

adjective which defines the cinematic style of movie director Alfred Hitchcock; (about nouns) a movie or story created in accordance to the before-mentioned style

Last night, Billy watched a hitchcockian movie

hitchcockian by Johnny the Kidd September 13, 2009

Hitchcock Shit 

Noun: The act of timing when you push for a shit with the flushing from the neighboring toilet cubicles.

Taken from the film "The 39 Steps" by Alfred Hitchcock, where a gunshot is timed and disguised during the crash of a cymbal.

"Fortunately the Hitchcock Shit I just took saved me from inevitable embarrassment."

Hitchcock Shit by Eamonn Deane December 14, 2006

Like Hitchcock 

Much like calling a moron "Einstein", "Like Hitchcock" is used towards a film, from average to poor quality, when comparing it to a film of even worse quality. Putting the two side by side, it makes the original choice appear of a far substantial standard.

After seeing "Fake Awful Movie", it's easy to say "Fake Mediocre Movie" feels like Hitchcock.

Like Hitchcock by AceDonald May 27, 2015